uh isn’t context important? he cheated on a video game. nobody was actually physically hurt. now you’re asking us to draw some kind of moral equivalency between a child not playing by the rules and a corporation that generates millions in profit and has infinitely easier access to legal resources suing said child?…

Since we’re talking about things that suck and no one should have to watch...

This is what I do at parties.

Good advice. Just remember what dogs do to trees though.

“ she didn’t know she hit him”. Oh, okay, so your best defense is a reckless disregard for use of a fucking firearm? Like, I deal with a lot of homeless folks. Thanks to our broken mental health system, a lack of social services, and rampant drug abuse, it is totally possible for a homeless guy to, for want of a…

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

Soo...yea...not true. I hate the idea of slavery on multiple levels, but this is a straight up lie. When Europeans landed in Africa, they pretty much took advantage of a system that was already in place. Yes, we cranked it to 11 with little regard for anything but profit and efficiency as we are wont to do, but we…

I just saw her on a Botched marathon like three days ago! What made me extra sad for her was that she’s had the same boyfriend since high school, and he definitely seems to be enabling her dysfunction. Like, if you want to play God, dude, why not put your own pasty body under the knife instead of hers?

Discovering whether the Hunt County DA is going to go to bat for the office intern against the sheriff of a city in the same County might be a learning experience for the aspiring prosecutor, Pageant Queen.

Just another bad apple I suppose:

dating in New York as a 30-something executive in private equity

“The world sees her as this glamorous, sophisticated, jet-setting woman,

I imagine that when you belong to the kind of shallow, narcissistic world that the Kardashian clan has built for themselves then the smallest bit of criticism must be really hard to take.

C’mon, seriously. I am a died in the wool liberal, and I think Obama should have done this three years ago.

Say what you will- this latest scary clown craze definitely beats out planking and the Macarena.

I enjoy your work on Brooklynn 99.

Is this for real? This has to be a joke, right? WTF did I just read?

Per Wikipedia:

There are lot's of idiots out there for sure. Ruining a game experience though? That's pretty damn sensitive there. You're bound to run into a lot of problems in life if you let other people ruin things for you just by being jerks.