Man, you have a great future in written comedy. I saw these at the store and wondered like everyone else. I hope the publisher gives you a medal for all the suffering. Nothing beats the Quisp and Quake wars of 1974 though....

I am a pastor in the United Church of Christ; an open and affirming Denomination that welcomes and supports the LGBT Community and endorses Gay Clergy. This happens in our Denomination too. But to give the Evangelicals a break they are slowly changing. I think the real problem is privilege. With privilige in all of…

Just remember about 75% of you are culturally appropriating Ancient Sumeria just by reading this and living your current life.

Amen, and may you find peace and solace by being strong and standing for what is right. Thank you for making your tragedy a positive motivation; few can do that and you will affect others lives positively by doing so.

Why does the white girl looks like she has to poop? Is she holding in all the vinegar of her soul?

everyone knows that Gold goes better with Pasty white skin rather than a sultry Chestnut hued Black skin.

Somewhere there is security footage of that woman in the cart having the time of her life at 6am.

If you do standup, let us know the dates. You got the gift.

“I don’t know why most henchmen programs teach the one-at-a-time technique but before I hired any henchman, I’d make sure their curriculums didn’t include the single-file attack method.”

Ya gotta get it at church, and in very very tiny portions....

Im on medicaid. It gives me options but to tell you the truth as someone who lives in poverty medical access was a LOT easier and a LOT better before Obamacare. I get free prescriptions, but I did before or had very low cost. I had access to medicine that I no longer have because they are not covered. No kidding, and…

That judge need to face trail himself.

I played the heck out of this game during study breaks at college in the 80s. It was simple but it was good!

Addicted to Old Spice deodorant...

John Oliver has ego so he probably has something in a closet. Captain America will never fail us. The current Tom Hanks is the 5th clone of the original. He died filming Forest Gump. Shrimp allergy.

Such optimism makes life worth living.

This Cosmos was a very flawed show, the focus against religion was a weird under current. It was a show that seemed to want to prove social points as much as scientific fact and it made it a drain to watch. I liked Tyson, but it was obvious that he was a privileged alpha male, and those types view crossing sexual…

I call BULLSHIT! Your Halloween is divisive and exclusionary! ANY costume by ANYONE is having the spirit of Halloween. Just so you leave an apple on Grandma’s grave to remember her...THAT is the real meaning of Halloween. AND MY GRANDMOTHER WAS A SUPERHERO! so there!

I bet they find more than candy has been traded in....

Wait, isn’t that also the universal symbol for an Asshole?