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*skeep noises intensify*

“New characters”

A Square Enix game running poorly on PC? Surely, you jest.

Or to translate from corporate bullshit...

Kotaku:
>posts the above article

I love it when people use "Way of life" as a euphemism for "Chattel Slavery". 

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I love when devs do something fun with mechanical systems like this. Reminds me of the wii to wii u transfers, where Pikmin carried your data over

So they’re going the demonize the body and demonize sexuality route

We aren’t demonizing sexuality. Women are free to dress any way they want to and express their sexuality any way they want as well. They want to wear the exact outfit in the painting that was editted out? Great, go for it.

Really? I find the terms synonymous myself.

On one hand, yeah Nintendo has gotten by for a while with only incremental upgrades that aren’t anywhere close to its competition and people keep buying them. But on the other hand, you had no reason to expect that Nintendo would add 4K or a newer processor or anything else, people getting mad or upset at Nintendo for

The amiibo function isn’t really “fast travel” though. It’s not like you can instantly teleport anywhere like fast travel in other games. It’s essentially an upgraded version of Farore’s Wind from Ocarina of Time, and the only use it really has is if you’re in a dungeon but run out of consumable supplies like Potions.

You also get a special bit of dialogue during the final battle at the Citadel if you hit the shot!

I always miss, because Garrus' dialogue when you miss is one of the funniest moments in the series. 

So, is that Hryule Castle floating at the end of the trailer or Dracula’s Castle. 😏😋

And now we all know why Skyward Sword is getting re-released.

Fingers crossed - t he information on the online update was actively labelled as ‘not for worldwide release’ while this wasn’t. Might be an oversight but it would make sense to launch the offline version worldwide.

They went full sci-fi with Legion, which doesn’t work as well for me as W_D2 did. W_D2 feels like a good extrapolation of the near future from where we are now. Legion feels like they decided to just go bonkers with it, turn everything into drones, and throw in a smart-ass AI whose code is based on straight nightmare

I had no idea that people liked this game. Reviews around the time of release were pretty bad so I never looked more closely at it.  It sounds like something I might enjoy!

Alt-itis isn’t a problem. It just means you’re having fun and want to do all of the things. Nothing wrong with that.