And as expected, the Assassin Costumes, that look so great in a game, look complete arse in real life.

Holy crapballs that looks bad! What was Fassbender thinking?!?

I can understand Blizzard doing that, as those games are online reliant. Doom’s main pull is it’s single player campaign, so it doesn’t wash. I’m certainly not pre-ordering - I will be waiting for reviews and have a feeling it’s not going to be pretty.

This is hilarious and I love it - good on them!

Oh boy, that looks REALLY bad!

Oh man, the cocky emote one is pure gold!

Fucking horse shit. Sony are making money hand over fist with the PS4 and they couldn’t wear one bad launch/unprofitable release? Not to mention the fact the game was probably released in the mess it was due to Sony forcing the release to happen even though the game wasn’t ready.

Still looks completely amazing. So glad it’s coming to PC too. I’ll be all over this.

“Perceived” my arse. It was horribly homophobic, which, unfortunately, is quite common in Japan.

As a new father myself I am not going to be playing this game. I just don’t think I can face it.

I stopped playing the moment they were introduced and have no plans on ever going back. There are far too many amazing games out there to play to waste any more time on this failed experiment, no matter how good the actual shooting is. Currently 20 hours into the frankly stunning Xenoblade Chronicles X.

I think Japan has a real problem with this kind of shit and no, I don’t think it can be brushed off as ‘cultural differences’. Oggling a 13 year old in a bikini, even if she’s completely made up digital character is creepy as fuck and not at all healthy and I am quite happy for this kind of shit to be removed from…

As the owner of a PS4, a Wii U and a good gaming PC (not laptop! ;) ), I just don’t see a compelling reason to put down over $500 NZD on an XBO. It’s not that I hate it or anything - I loved my 360 (and owned all the last gen consoles), but Halo 5 is pretty much the only game I can think of I can’t play at the moment…

Well said sir, well said!

Nice! Time to dust off the U!

Jesus, the performance of the consoles in the opening moving video was bloody shoddy.

I think the implication is more that the Assassins are more forward thinking than that and don’t believe in child labour, irrespective of whether it was legal or not. Lots of things the Templars do are legal - they are often the ones making the rules within this fiction, whereas the Assassin’s are usually, well,…

Brilliant article - funny and on the money - thanks Albert!

Haha, ‘wrong’ - if you play your cards wrong!

Game players are such entitled dicks. I bought Cube World for $20 in 2013 and easily got $20 worth of entertainment out of it. If Picroma decide at some point in the future to put in extra stuff; awesome - I’ll come back for more - but I sure as hell aren’t going to sit around whining about it. Assholes.