Okay, I’ll give it a go tonight. I play here, so I’m not your usual PC setup. However I don’t really have an issue reading small text etc, so not really sure what (if any) benefit BP will have for me..

Holy f**k Luke, it’s like you’ve crawled inside my head on the Metal Gear thing - I HATED the previous games - the overbearing story, the constant cut scenes, the dire boss battles. I didn’t buy TPP when it was released - I laughed at people being excited - what fools I said! Then my friend posted some videos of…

I think they need to have a chat to Infinity Ward about how to do face capture, eh.

I think the most important thing you need when spending $150 on surround sound is an earectomy - that way you won’t be able to hear how woefully shit it is.

I think the most important thing you need when spending $150 on surround sound is an earectomy - that way you won’t…

Ooooooo, shit! Man, I’m very excited now - FFXII is EASILY my favorite FF for a long, long time - maybe even since 6 - the combat system is just sublime! I would love, love, love to play a HD version!

Oh dear, No.9 isn’t looking very flash, eh? I honestly expected better. :(

Completely weird! What very strange people!

I wonder if he uses the same argument when he steals a car, or breaks into a house lol!

Can someone tell me where to buy the horse armor - haven’t got round to it yet!

As long as it is fully playable online I’m in. If it requires local multiplayer I don’t think I know 2 other people with 3DSs that live close enough to make this work!

If you just wanted the release date, why are you looking at Kotaku at all, fanboy? You could have just watched the Nintendo video, while pulling one out. I for one am glad that Kotaku are pre-warning people that X may not be the RPG to end all RPGs we all hoped it would be. In fact, a lot of us will probably enjoy it…

It will cost a fuck ton more than $2 mill to make this game - 20-30 would be closer to the mark. This is just to guage interest - i.e. if the fans can’t even stump up $2m, there’s not much point in funding this.

Launched 2018 with Massive Graphical Downgrade!

Why do they even bother calling it “Tomb” Raider any more? There’s clearly going to be no tomb raiding in this one either - they should just call it “We Still Want to be Uncharted” Raider.

Denial at it’s finest! Richard is a hardout JRPG fan - he’s Kotaku’s main JRPG guy! If even he thinks it’s a boring slog, you can guarantee this game has some major issues!!!

You guys need bigger TVs - I play Witcher 3 on this - reading’s no problem!!

Stupid hours meant I didn’t get to play it at all. Stupid release date means Witcher 3 is out 9 days beforehand and Batman a few days later, so it doesn’t have a hope of a look in. I’ll probably pick it up in 6 months if it isn’t a complete failure....

Yet further proof that TB is a complete and utter dick. I literally have no idea why anyone would listen to his drivel.

NM, found the impressions! ^_^

Says you're offline? Also, where are these impressions you speak of??