As a new father myself I am not going to be playing this game. I just don’t think I can face it.

I stopped playing the moment they were introduced and have no plans on ever going back. There are far too many amazing games out there to play to waste any more time on this failed experiment, no matter how good the actual shooting is. Currently 20 hours into the frankly stunning Xenoblade Chronicles X.

I think Japan has a real problem with this kind of shit and no, I don’t think it can be brushed off as ‘cultural differences’. Oggling a 13 year old in a bikini, even if she’s completely made up digital character is creepy as fuck and not at all healthy and I am quite happy for this kind of shit to be removed from…

As the owner of a PS4, a Wii U and a good gaming PC (not laptop! ;) ), I just don’t see a compelling reason to put down over $500 NZD on an XBO. It’s not that I hate it or anything - I loved my 360 (and owned all the last gen consoles), but Halo 5 is pretty much the only game I can think of I can’t play at the moment…

Well said sir, well said!

Nice! Time to dust off the U!

Jesus, the performance of the consoles in the opening moving video was bloody shoddy.

I enjoyed the book. Can we assume for the fact this is being billed as an ‘event’ series, that it is going to be a one off, do the whole story kind of affair?

I think the implication is more that the Assassins are more forward thinking than that and don’t believe in child labour, irrespective of whether it was legal or not. Lots of things the Templars do are legal - they are often the ones making the rules within this fiction, whereas the Assassin’s are usually, well,…

Brilliant article - funny and on the money - thanks Albert!

Haha, ‘wrong’ - if you play your cards wrong!

Game players are such entitled dicks. I bought Cube World for $20 in 2013 and easily got $20 worth of entertainment out of it. If Picroma decide at some point in the future to put in extra stuff; awesome - I’ll come back for more - but I sure as hell aren’t going to sit around whining about it. Assholes.

Okay, I’ll give it a go tonight. I play here, so I’m not your usual PC setup. However I don’t really have an issue reading small text etc, so not really sure what (if any) benefit BP will have for me..

Holy f**k Luke, it’s like you’ve crawled inside my head on the Metal Gear thing - I HATED the previous games - the overbearing story, the constant cut scenes, the dire boss battles. I didn’t buy TPP when it was released - I laughed at people being excited - what fools I said! Then my friend posted some videos of…

I think they need to have a chat to Infinity Ward about how to do face capture, eh.

I think the most important thing you need when spending $150 on surround sound is an earectomy - that way you won’t be able to hear how woefully shit it is.

I think the most important thing you need when spending $150 on surround sound is an earectomy - that way you won’t…

Ooooooo, shit! Man, I’m very excited now - FFXII is EASILY my favorite FF for a long, long time - maybe even since 6 - the combat system is just sublime! I would love, love, love to play a HD version!

Oh dear, No.9 isn’t looking very flash, eh? I honestly expected better. :(

Completely weird! What very strange people!

Columbus is a talentless hack who nearly completely destroyed the Harry Potter franchise, but thankfully left it and other, far more talented directors managed to rescue the mess he had made.