What an utterly bizarre situation to be in. I say bizarre as judging from your article, treating it as anything else would break you. Great piece of writing.

The Sonic CD soundtrack has a cover of this by Crush 40. It's quite epic.

I suppose I want something between the two extremes, in that light.

Well, in the trailer I saw the cityscape was gorgeously realised but also pretty monotonous in its colour scheme, and it just made it look pretty dull as a result. It also doesn't help the characters look kind of similiar.

It's a shame a game that looks pretty fun to play also looks kind of bland and colourless from an aesthetic standpoint. And, you know, that makes a big difference to the overall experience…but I guess I shouldn't expect anything else from Square Enix at this point.

I buy CDs when I can, albums on iTunes if a CD is no longer available (if it ever was.) I like having hard copies out the box.

I think I'd probably just have one ring. But then again I'm gay so I'm not even sure what the rules on wearing rings is. Maybe I'll just make it up.

A Lara Croft, or someone in character as them could be pretty cool if you were the right person. Beneath the breathy voice and occasional flirtation Lara's pretty smart.

I've always thought if I ever got an engagement ring it'd just be a fairly simple metal band, stone free.

What's a fee-fee?

Nice Hulk-nipples.

EVERYTHING.

When I first saw this clip, I think I honestly thought they weren't trying to make a joke. Ah, youth!

I love how we're having an in-depth discussion about why we can't see a woman's underpants.

I think you mean rebellious as fuck.

That level was one of the most disturbing things I've ever played. You just kidnapped like a hundred children and turned them into a planet.

I quite liked the idle animations in the early Spyro games. Spyro would slick back his mohawk and turn and look at the camera, as if to say "yeah? You still there?" Sonic's impatient foot-tapping's great too.

I find the implication that ANY woman undertakes an abortion lightly to be questionable.

Like this? I really don't get why people think you can't just buy regular bricks any more. Seriously, these things go back to 2006…if not further.

A few points. One, does Lego stop being fun once you've stopped building it? Two, just because you find it boring and unappealing, does that mean another girl will? How much of your adult perspective is colouring what you think your younger self, or other girls, would like? And three, do we know how much children are…