Yes, I agree. Consent and education are key. But, as a man, this man just comes off as still wanting to excuse his own behavior. Even his meek protestations ring hollow and he equivocates on his motives and details of the scenario itself. No person needs to be educated not to touch an unknown sleeping person and no…

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Second rule of the internet, once it is on the internet, it will always be on the internet. Applies to fuck-ups by government agencies just as much as it applies to naked selfies.

Oh, I see the paid, eclipse glasses industrial complex, shills have shown up.

For those curious about the brother/sister/brother reference in the statement. From David Arquette on Kocktails with Khloe:

I kind of read the exact opposite from this statement. It feels like Alexis’s brother was being very careful in his use of language and was very respectful of Alexis’s preferences/wishes.

Let the woman have her quiet protest of reading. If she not actively trying to hurt people, let it go.

Johari, girl, you my hero.

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

I wasn't watching it on the tv, but it seems from this clip that people were just trying to let them speak? Probably also one of those times where people are like 'wait if I clap when he says there are a lot of black men in jail will people think I'm all about mass incarceration of black men?' Like when someone you…

was i the only one asking "who the fuck is Lonnie Lynn?" tonight

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I wish I had a photo of this sweet Halloween memory. One year in college Halloween landed on a weeknight, and I had an early class the next day so I pulled it together and stayed in. The next morning I was walking to said early class and I saw the SADDEST little bumblebee, holding her stinger in her hand, shuffling…

Woman: That thing I don't want you doing, yeah stop doing that

That gif just changed me life.

Vengeful ex-girlfriend, and I am MISUNDERSTOOD are missing. Also, God.

Yep. He probably could have gotten away with abusing women further down the socioeconomic ladder for the rest of his life with few repercussions.

They included accounts from three separate "educated and employed"