Except some cease and desists are valid and should be followed.

HELLO EVERYBODYYYYY!!!

They finally GOT IT. It was the POCKET SQUARES AND DANGLY JEWELERY that were keeping me from voting gop. Not the fact that they want to tell me what to do with my body. Silly me!

Seersucker on camera is so annoying anyways. It vibrates like crazy...

Funny until the cheap gender gag. How about stop pulling that shit, Conan.

It seems like there's a simple solution: don't allow html in burner posts. Only text. It seems like this would be super easy.

I really appreciate your ending comments about living as a fat person and your relationship with food. I live that everyday but hadn't really thought about it in those exact terms. Thanks as always for making me laugh and making me think. You're the best, Lindy.

Marine Todd to the rescue!

Imma let you finish but this was the best sketch of all time...

That’s a bit of a role reversal. Usually it's a dick running his Ford into a fire hydrant. Either way you’re probably looking at a bumper with a little crack in it.