I am so ridiculously excited for Les Mis this December. I'm such a fangirl that when the Taylor Swift as Eponine rumors were going around, one of my friends heard it on the radio and intentionally tracked me down while he as at work just to be the first to see my freakout. Those stills look amazing.

In all fairness, it's a pretty good book but yeah that's probably what they're doing. Honestly, I like the book a lot and find the hero and heroine to be divine. Her husband was an effective if stereotypical villain, and the pregnant sister drives me nuts but I assume she's going to be having a character arc. I…

Yeah, they broke up because she started dating other people but still wanted him to wait for her, but it took awhile. His new roommate is an incredibly selfish and bossy potential bulimic who refuses to help pay for internet.

Ask him out!

Another time, she called him repeatedly while we were at the mall with my mother and her then-fiance (who had flown into the state to meet my brother and I) demanding to know when he'd be home because she needed to see him RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. She was a winner.

My brother's high school girlfriend went to college, came back and sat across from my fiance and I at a family dinner going through my brother's phone and asking him who every single person who she didn't know was. Ahhh, Jean.

Nope, just a slut.

Ah yes. My brother has terrible taste in women. The only thing that really helps is making fun of them behind their backs.

Hot pink hair and dark pink eyes. Or any color eyes, really. The pink hair is always my favorite, though. I used to dye it that color.

Yay you expanded it! Try reading a really excellent dirty book and downing a bottle of wine? Also, this picture always cheers me up.

I think the one that got me started was Kiss My Tiara by Sarah Jane Gilman. It's not a classic or anything, but I picked it up while looking for humor books and it actually happened to be a kind of funny, sarcastic book about feminism. I haven't read it in awhile so I can't vouch for how, like, actually feminist it…

This is just so stupid. It's a fantastic book, but I've been expecting this guy to hurry up and have his "tragic accident" (EXACT quote from the book jacket) for the last 200 pages because the cover makes it sound like the big conflict is how the hero can get out of marrying the heroine's pregnant sister to he can…

Not been in the same situation, but it sounds like it's probably time to get out and you've just been waiting for a reason. Good luck!

Dear book blurb authors,

Black cat! Black cats are the best cats. True story!

Heeeeee sloths. Hello there baby! Will you come live with me and make me feel better about my idiot friends?

Congratulations! Fun (and/or tedious historical note): The virgin/unicorn thing started as a dirty joke. You were using a mythical creature (the virgin) to capture the mythical creature (the unicorn).

But I'm so bad at that! This guy and I got drunk together, apparently uncomfortable things were said. I didn't find any of it terribly surprising but apparently he did? Anyway, aside from catching him online last night for like, half an hour I haven't seen him since. Then today he came online and IMMEDIATELY got…

So if I think I'm being friend dumped by passive aggressive avoidance, is it crazy or reasonable to shoot the other person a message on Facebook calling them out on it? I'm leaning towards crazy but boy does that sound fun right now.

Oh my. Thank you for that.