I have a kitty cat named Jezebel. She's also kind of mean. Well, not mean, just cranky and pissy.

@raineoffire: My auto tech teacher kept an airhorn on his desk. After the first few times it happened, it was your own damn fault.

@Sev: Where the hell did you meet those guys? I've never heard anyone say anything like that. That's completely insane (they're insane, not you I mean).

@SlayBelle: Well, I would be too if my mom thought it was appropriate to grope 17 year old boys.

@fridaphile: My English teacher used to threaten to bean us in the head with a pool ball if we fell asleep, but I'm pretty sure that was a bluff.

What show was it in the US that had that woman who was sexydancing with her daughter's friends? Was it a TrueLife on MTV? I think she'd like this show.

@OhDeer: Sounds interesting. I'm so extroverted that I end up isolated a lot because I have a hard time getting people to start talking so I feel weird and don't bother. I might have to add that to the wishlist.

@nobodyr: [tvtropes.org]

@AmphetamineCrown: Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

I'm pretty sure this comic is calling Barbara Walters a whore (although in all fairness, it also seems to be calling Danny DeVito a presidential candidate). I'm not entirely sure what her dating history really has to do with anything. Or what the hell that neglige shot was for.

I don't get why blonde hair in general is so damn desirable. It's my natural color so it's just always been there and I've always been too lazy to do anything with it. It seems like the better idea would be finding a hair color that suits your actual coloring instead of just going with blonde because it's…

@TakeADeepBreath: Yeah, those eyebrows match a cooler color. I think even a more ash blonde would have looked better with the eyebrows or else her eyebrows being the color of Rihanna's. I shouldn't talk, though. My eyebrows used to be that exact color naturally. To go with my naturally blonde hair. It was super…

@KentuckyBabe: I always liked the three twisted ponytails.

@quitelikely: Actually, apparently Starbucks is the best. They're talking non-Starbucks.

"Have you already unwrapped the priceless gift of virginity and given it away? Do you now feel like 'second-hand goods' and no longer worthy to be cherished? Do you ever wish you could re-wrap it and give it only to your future husband or wife?"

Seriously, though, when did separate beds fall out of fashion? Sometimes you just want to go to sleep without someone all up in your personal space.

@QoB: That really sounds like a great way to have the worlds most painful sunburn. Literally, the most painful.

That guy in #12 is totally giving her his best "bish, plz" face.

@By Grapthar's hammer... what a savings. (aka mrsdracomalfoy): On the upside, now I know one more charity I'm NOT giving money to.

Yes, helping a young mother return to school sure sets a precedent alright. Those whores need to just stay home so I can pretend that they don't exist. And don't give them welfare money, either. They haven't earned it because they're not working or going to school.