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@Tea and Oranges: I can use the Veet stuff with the fake razor, but Nair or Veet with sponge turns my legs into a bloody mess.

@thekillerkitten: You win my brain competition. The Wiktionary was less than helpful.

Well, the Wiktionary is no help. It just lists "Doggie" as an alternative spelling of "Doggy."

What did he mean, advertisement? No really, I'm asking.

@quitelikely: See, I hadn't even gotten there yet. My brain was still being 12 and going "hurr hurr pubic hair!"

See, this is why women should make sure to wax regularly.

@labeled: I know, I had the same reaction. The entire war bride concept is terribly romantic and society has turned it into this chivalrous ideal of near-courtly love proportions. It's not surprising to me that a large number of women get into it expecting one thing and not realizing what's to come.

@shorty63136: Seriously. We are honoring Michael Jackson, here. Act like a damn fool for 5 minutes.

@RandomFrequentFlierDent: True story, actually. It involved a bomb thread being called into his school (by someone else, not him) complete with state troopers and everything.

The Wal-Mart brand Cupcakes are better than the Hostess ones. They're less dry.

@HannahBethD: Segment on the new Surgeon General touching on how there was a controversy about her weight.

I just feel like there are more important things to worry about in a situation like this than sexism. Things like people not starving to death. If their studies show that more women are more likely to use rations the way they are intended than the average man, then that's how they should distribute the food and that

@raphaela: Yes, this. There was a post on LifeHacker a few weeks ago about how people who feel like intelligence can be gained have better confidence than those who think they're born with it. It was always something I was "born with" and I was always terrified of losing it or of slipping, so I shied away from

I knew some girls from Haiti when I was in high school. They immigrated when the youngest and I were both high school freshmen. I didn't know a whole lot about Haiti at the time, but these stories always make me think of them and wonder what their lives were like before.

Let me spin you all a tale.

@HannahBethD: I don't know, regardless of how you feel about Metallica that's kind of like Aaron Carter beating out Dr. Dre for Best Rap song for that one song he did about his parents going out of town so he could throw a party. Not that that happened, but it's pretty much the same damn thing.

I think she's a serious contender. She's got #'s 6, possibly 5 (bad dye job), 4, and almost 3 (it's one rag tag kid instead of several, but you know).

@RandomFrequentFlierDent: Wait, it's a hair hood? That is beyond awesome, into batshit and swings right back around into pretty cool again.