@outlawradio: If memory serves (my ex was heavy into Metallica) it was for the Black album, too.

A husband being a problem? That's unpossible!

Gaga needs to seriously reconsider whichever wigologist put her in that polyester nightmare. You can clearly see the line of where it ends and her head begins.

@JessickerFletcher: That one is pretty spectacular.

@outlawradio: They won OVER Metallica, which was definitely a "they wuz robbed!" situation.

@JessickerFletcher: This could be the best gif of anything ever. Except for maybe that jazz hands kitten.

@EarlyGrey: I think you may have hit the nail on the proverbial head. I know lots of people in the demographic of the voters (let's be honest, we're talking middle age and up) who don't "get" Gaga and find her antics to be attention whorey and distasteful. Swift, as much as I love her, is a much safer bet.

She forgot about our thing with Lady Gaga. You cant be a feminist unless you like Lady Gaga. Duh.

@msAnthrope: It's not Progeria, it sounds like this is "just" a physical thing.

@jenniferhill: They have it in kiddy pageants all the time. It's basically "dress up in the most batshit crazy rhinestone encrusted lunacy you can find and dance around like you're on crack."

You know, I'm watching the rerun right now and Miss America really could use a Wow Wear portion. I think it would seriously up the ratings.

@Loveapple: Apparently he's worn a "snap-on" tie. But I like your version better.

There's really noting I can say to this. There are no words. Nothing I say can ever be funny enough or snarky enough or sarcastic enough or even vitriolic enough to ever do Bradshaw's article justice. There is literally nothing to say, except:

@clever.username: Nice one.

@CrazyJer: I had to learn to tie a tie in the 8th grade because my brother (in the 6th grade) had to wear one for a band concert and our dad was a 45 minute drive away. I'm pretty sure he was the only kid there whose sister did his tie for him.

This entire post has me checking my bank account to see if I can afford to swing by a bakery after work.

@HannahBethD: I can make my own message heart cookies.

Oh God...Dean and/or Deluca: Be my Valentine.

@Brunette Bookworm: OH NO FUCKING WAY. I think I knew that and forgot it, but still.

I didn't have a problem with the shape of the dress or her body, and the people who do are hating haters who can hate. I do think the color was not necessarily the best choice for her complexion, though.