Still hilarious. I hope he gets OT and an expense account for his meals. 

Sorry, Emma Stone has already called dibs on the Simone Biles biopic...

Exactly. Guarantee that for the right project/salary, she’s working for the Mouse again. Hell, that could be part of the settlement, funding of some vanity project she’s got. Maybe she wants to play Simone Biles or something.

Can I sue Scarlett for whitewashing Ghost in the Shell?

I like that the number of duplicates seems completely random. Will there be 4 pictures? 8? 2? Who knows! It’s Kinja baby.

That building looks like a place Judge Dredd is patrolling.

When we start thinking of this as a police problem instead of a black and white problem maybe we’ll begin to make some progress.

Your language is perfectly fucking acceptable.

Jesus fucking christ.

These bastards with badges must be dealt with. Every day its countless other persons shot and killed during traffic stops. What the fuck? Is every cop a giant fucking pussy afraid of their interactions with people? I get being on guard and all but holy fucking shit.

This kid bent down to place a…

Just bought a 2008 Aero 2.0 Sportcombi with 82K and an automatic (sad, but true—I couldn’t find a manual in decent shape that wasn’t paired to the diesel.) Paid about half as much as this one, which I think was a good deal. But, if I could have found one this rust-free on my side of the Atlantic, I’d *absolutely* have…

California car, desirable wagon/stick combo, new clutch and tires, excellent condition, all repair receipts, 2nd owner, decent color combo... and in this market? At least $5K and it’s priced such that he’ll probably get at least 6.

An almost 15 years old car with 140K miles, this is a $2,500 car, top.

in Boston, he’s called Mach-E Mach

I had no idea, the more you know.

They’re 6x bigger than Genesis that Jalopnik loves to cover.

When is Lincoln going to release a large brown car named the Log. I just want my Lincoln Log. 

I don’t off-road, have an ‘86 4Runner.
I don’t need a convertible, have 996 ‘vert. And 4Runner I guess. And motorbikes.
I need a small truck, like the Maverick.

But I really want a 2 door Bronco. 

None of this surprises me. When I lived in New Orleans, I was treated as if I were a golden unicorn because colorism was woven so deeply into the fabric of that place, and when I later moved to New York, it was largely the same. The question was always, was I Creole, Puerto Rican, Dominican, or something else…