Will no one speak for the backyard chicken owners? I will! How are these assholes dumping their chickens worse than the thousands of people who dump their dogs and cats and rabbits at animals shelters every day because they aren't cute or fun anymore? Or the people who don't get their dogs and cats spayed or neutered…

60 for a woman is like 40 for a man. When it comes to aging - like, legitimate aging - the female body has a way of shutting that whole thing down.

I can't be the only one seeing this.

I'd be disappointed and concerned about her telling multiple stories to law enforcement, though I'd be somewhat understanding of her being intimidated by police, and I'd want to have a talk with her about using words like "retarded." I'd be proud of her for being able to hold herself together so well on the stand,…

I really don't want to wish death or pain on Rick Perry even though I cannot possibly hate him more than I hate him right now, so I'll just wish other things upon him:

Hey, she can go into porn with Farrah Abraham and Octomom. Can't you just see the recipe? Turkey stuffed with Jimmy Deen sausage, Greek style. Lots of butter. Lots.

Oh, Jezzies, I'm so glad it's Saturday night because I need to vent for a minute. I went to the Drs the other day and now I feel just horrible. :( So here's what happened:

If I see another crappy piece of wall art with "Live. Laugh. Love." I am going to throw it on the ground and stomp on it. It is on EVERYTHING and I have an unreasonable hatred for it.

I dated an uberconservative. I know. See, we had a lot in common aside from politics and feminist rights... and I was young and silly and thought he just needed to be educated. Hahahaha. I suppressed my viewpoints for a few weeks until it was apparent that no matter how good we fit together on everything else, this…

This is fun. In high school, I watched Hanna Montana! I pretended to like Fucking Hanna Montana, country music, and Kenny Chesney, and live-watched the CMT Awards with said crush over the phone.

I have a totally obnoxious and silly question. Married ladies: did you KNOW? I think the bf is it. He's just the best man I've ever known. My younger brother died two months ago and my bf has been so wonderful and caring and supportive. I just feel like I KNOW and I don't know if that is insane.

Because I am still a young, I am going off to summer camp for 8 weeks on Thursday. I have been to this camp before but I skipped last year because of a better program and I'm really worried about seeing everyone again because I only half-heartedly kept in touch. From my various glimpses into their lives, they are all…

I just moved to NYC three weeks ago for a summer internship. When I walk down the street here, I almost always get comments from passing men. I'm very happy with the way I look, but by most standards I am pretty average looking, and by New York standards I think I'm maybe slightly overweight, or at the very least you…

See, just when Lindy's article was about to make me give up on humanity, we get this story about people being humane and supportive to one another. Peace garden, indeed.

That is...quite the transition. And yet totally awesome that it happened. All the best wishes in the world to her and those in our military still struggling with their identity.

Making fun of someone because he works at McDonalds and is glad he got a promotion? Wow Madeleine, you're an asshole.