I think he would have loved to see this, to be honest.

Ha! I actually looked into a being a nun when I was finishing grad school. They wouldn't take me because I had too much student debt. I still consider it an option for me when I finish paying it all off for 10 years. For the record, I have had many family members who were nuns and were amazingly gifted and intelligent…

I had the same problem. Only not only would it be social torture for me, but I would loathe spending every cent on a one-day event that I would hardly enjoy. My fiance and I decided to do a cruise wedding in winter with a Southern Caribbean destination. It pares the attendee list waaaay down. Plus, the boat is so big,…

"The current single most significant culprit is a protein with anti-pest properties that we've selectively bred for increased prevalence"

Did he graduate from law school in Texas? He can check the employment listings on their alumni website.

I live in South Florida, and I love the summers here because they're so intense. It makes me feel so anxious and excited...just this rush of adrenaline every time a storm passes through. I know most people who live down here year round have that same feeling. We all obsess about the forecast; anticipating a storm. I'm…

I know. I send a check on my dog's adoption day to the shelter in New Orleans where I got him from 5 years ago. I think it's important to understand why these shelters have to euthanize so many dogs each year: too many careless or thoughtless people breed their dogs thinking they'll see to it personally that those…

My mom would say she wished she was dead in front of my sister and me all the time. That was just a normal day. I have the same habit now.

Oh, well. In that case then...

Oh, no. I def remember other people's humiliating events like they're my own.

I have a toxic sister, too. We rarely talk because it just usually ends in drama. I don't like the stress, don't find trying to maintain a relationship worth it. You don't have any obligation to attend this wedding. Toxic people can be family members, and it sucks but you have to do what's best for your well being.

Oh wow. What a shit bag of a person. Thank god you're raising her kids so at least they have a chance of not being as horrible as her. You sound like a good-hearted, empathetic woman. You're going to make a wonderful mother.

"You woke up on the right side of the dirt. It can't be all that bad."

I was fired AND evicted in the same day (I lived above the vet hospital where I worked). Honestly, I just remember this great sense of relief since I hated my job (though packing up my apt in 2 days was def a pain). I moved home, too. For a few months. Then I picked myself off the couch, found a new job and moved…

Oh man, that's so me. I went out "clubbing" for a friend's bachelorette party two nights in a row and thought I was going to die! I hate when sweaty guys think they can just come up and touch me. It's so gross. No. I don't want to grind on you, and I'm for sure not accepting some drink you just handed me. And you try…

He was found guilty. Print his picture with his name. Then when employers Google him (because we all Google potential hires), they will see this "discrepancy" of his.

I think she meant, "Our cat has cancer" Not, "both my husband and cat have breast cancer." I read it that way too, initially.

I could never just drink a bottle of wine on its own, but when you pair the right wine with food, it makes both things taste 10x better! My advice would be go out to a decent restaurant, have the waiter/sommelier choose a wine for your entree, and voila! You'll understand how wine should be appreciated!

I dunno why...Family solidarity, maybe? Like how all the Jacksons got their noses redone in Michael's fashion..so they could match!

But his sister who was running for office pronounced it Col-burt. You'd think they'd all agree on the same pronunciation.