Those poor terrified kids flying into rafters and such. Wish I had been a witness!

Poultry Slam 2011 with the story about the turkey that terrorized a neighborhood.

Favorite episode: Poultry Slam 2011. With the story about the crazy turkey that terrorized a neighborhood.

Wow. We must have the same sister. My sister is pregnant with her second, and just like your sister...she got better when she married her husband, but when she has an OUNCE of added stress, she is the most hurtful person. I'm sure you've learned by now to just not tell her anything that she could use against you, and…

Any internet meme. Any link to YouTube. Any video on the internet that requires me to press play and then watch some bullshit commercial before hand. No video is ever worth watching a commercial. Also, twitter, vine, instagram. I don't want to see your grainy photos nor read your dumb thoughts in 140 characters or…

I'm the same way about animal abuse. Watched the first five minutes of the first ep of House of Cards. Sobbed for 10 minutes. Never turned it on again. I don't care how good everyone says it is.

Gross. I'd much prefer coming back to my place. You never know when a guy last washed his sheets.

Ooh your place sounds like ours! We just bought a 3/2 in August and its across the street from Fish and Wildlife Refuge salt ponds. No one will ever be able to build on it. Although, we get a lot of sunset watchers who like to sit in front of our house and take photos of the water on nice evenings...its a good trade…

My fiance and I bought a house before we got engaged. The house is so much more useful, but his great grandmother's ring is nice too.

Hey, I'm from Florida and pro-choice, and I promise I'm not the only one. Awful murderous people are found in every state.

I thought your joke was funny.

I've never even heard of the "heroin nod" but I've definitely seen seizures start out in a similar way. If nothing else I would think that this is abnormal behavior and would ask the bus driver to stop the bus.

When I was deciding on what puppy to get from the pound, there were several who were obnoxiously barking for my attention, but I chose the little subdued one sitting quietly in the corner of his cage. I was nervous for the first few weeks that he didn't like me, but oh man...what a dumb thing to think. He's been my…

Putin on the Ritz! That's a fav!

I had KP really bad when I lived in New England. Then, I moved to South Florida and no longer suffer from it because I have a tan and the humid air helps to keep my skin soft. Its the only thing that worked for me.

I tried it once and gagged because swishing oil in your mouth is a gross fucking feeling.

I'm loving your posts on this article. Preach!

The reason we are having so many new allergies is because those of us who are living in first world countries are living too cleanly. The body's immune system is bored. In third world countries and days of yore, allergies were virtually unheard of because life was dirty and grimy, and so many of us had parasitic…

Oh, brother.

Oh man, I am exactly like your husband. My fiance and I recently came under the agreement that I would cook once a week (he's Italian and his mom was a caterer so he's fairly good at cooking). If it were up to me, I'd never make anything meat because I find it so gross to touch. Especially chicken. I can't think of…