You guys, it's sooo cold in Key West, too! It's 70 degrees right now and has been raining all day. It's supposed to go down to 55 on Tuesday, and I'm not sure where my gloves are!

I live in South Florida, so these temperatures do not compute. Will they cancel work for you so you won't have to go outside? Can your car start if it's parked outside? I'm trying to wrap my brain around negative degrees.

I am just cracking up over these, they are amazing! That spider at the end was perfection!

Amen.

I never minded Crocs, I just thought they were overpriced for what they were. If they're going out of business 50-70%, I would certainly snap them up.

Tom's are so fucking ugly.

I work with ScottTrade. It's very simple. I chose to invest in non-volatile stocks because I don't want to have to think about them too much (like, check them daily). I use it as a savings account that makes way more than simple interest. For instance, I have shares of JNK (junk bonds) which go for around $40 per…

I think you provided a very interesting perspective.

A friend sent out xmas cards that was a picture of her lying on a silk bed wearing a corset and garter with the caption, "This Christmas....be glamourous." It was so weird.

yes. Yes I did.

How dare you insult Red. She is a gift from the God of Flight Attendants. Shame on you!

Agreed. LL Bean boots saved my life when I live in Rhode Island. But now I live in Florida and just wear the short rubber ones during rainy season.

Scientology helps rich people launder money and avoid paying taxes. That's why they have so many celebrities who don't know how to do it on their own.

Are you me? Because I have been wrapping all day in order to send my gifts tomorrow. I also have a sewing project that I've been avoiding, but its stockings and a tree skirt. Its my first attempt with the machine, and Im scared I'm going to ruin everything so I've been putting it off. Cuba in March sounds awesome! I…

Good luck, baby! Knock 'em dead!!!

Homemade gifts are the absolute best. I hope whomever you give those lovely gifts to appreciates the hell out of it, and if they don't...drop 'em. You don't need 'em.

I mentioned once on Jezebel that my cat was an asshole, and people accused me of being an animal abuser and told me I should give her up to a home who would love her and appreciate her the way she deserves. So, thank you for sharing the fact that your cats can also be assholes. My cat, whom we adopted, also acts the…

I recommend the Florida Keys and specifically Key West. I live here, and its beautiful and unlike any other place in the continental US, plus there is tons of history regarding pirates and sunken treasure and Ernest Hemmingway (if you're into him) and his 6-toed cats. Then we also have coral reef and all the sea life…

You probably didn't watch the video, but they mention she gets straight A's and ranged in the '98th percentile in math' on her SATs, so I'm guessing that her good grades and her passion for mechanics does impact her ability to be an engineer.

Thank you! And its very apparent that it was thoroughly edited. She has too much vibrato for my personal taste. Plus, it sounds like she's singing with a mouth full of cotton.