delayed shade is the best shade! that moment of realization... damn!

i fit into all of my mom's wedding stuff at 11. dress, shoes. everything.

I wanted pouffy as you could get... in black. But was shot down. My mom convinced me to tone it down on the layers of frou-frou and color of the dress by saying I looked like the Devil's cupcake. I did see another black gown with less pouff and more lace but by then my mother's withering words and scathing looks had…

I wore my mom's dress. As she handed over the box to me, she said, "I'm sure you will have to take it in A LOT. I was very chunky in 1968." Cut to me trying on the dress a few weeks later at the alteration place. Dress fit me like a glove. That was like delayed shade.

I bought my wedding dress in a city where none of my friends or relatives lived because we had just moved when we decided to get married. I went shopping alone. I thought it was going to be sad but it was nice, I could really chose what I liked the most. When I was trying on my favorite dress the mother of another…

I am here and ready for a makeup party.

Holdman has a special affinity for fetal abnormalities, because he was born without a conscience.

wait

AKA the "Logic-Incapable Old White Guy Defense of Dominance Act."

Pain Capable Unborn Child Jesus Second Amendment Freedom RoboReagan Protection Act

ATTN: "Timber" is the best song of any year ever and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Oh man, do I LOVE when Jez tackles ladies in history. Thank you for this Kelly!!!

LITERAL BEST MOM

i basically came here to say this. me. i get the dogs. your dog, and your dog, and your dog. all the doggies.

please provide.

They do.

do you guys just run to her every time bellow KARA WAIT IS THIS SHADE?!

"Verbally destroys?"

she was so right, showing that if they FUCKING GAVE A SHIT, they would be across the street helping kids.

As a man, I am deeply offended by your comment. Specifically, how spot on accurate it is.