I just think Terry Crews is the most delightful person, and that opinion is compounded every time I watch him in an interview. I even love the way they initially cast him in Brooklyn 99, which is as a sergeant who has to stop working in the field for a while because he gets panic attacks at the thought of dying and…

I'm kinda struggling to understand how one goes from completely nonviolent straight to outright KOing your wife.

Totally copying Apple's business model.

This is okay, but I liked last year's better. For Black Friday, they still sold Cards Against Humanity, but for $5 more than usual.

Are you saying it's Schrödinger's Poop?

My takeaway from this is that I am a fancy bitch, because I have a ceramic neti pot and individual flossers.

For Christ's sake, Morgan, you NEVER make anything better.

people are good to me and make sure i am aware of like, all tay swift things.

i would just buy hyannisport and be like WHO'S IN CHARGE NOW MOTHERFUCKERS.

ANDREW WE NEED TO HAVE A FUCKING TALK

I wanted to include this in DB, but ran out of time! Anyway, Emma Stone is the shit.

No lie, this is actually my favorite series on Jezebel that I read religiously. No, no sarcasm or shade. #Truth

"this is a textbook example of the gross misuse of shade that we here at Shade Court are working so hard to prevent."

It's actually about ethics in video game journalism.

Slightly to the left is better than far to the right. I hate when people say this shit about how they won't bother voting because both candidates suck.

This fucking bullshit. THE LIBERAL MESSIAH IS NOT COMING. No one is going to give you a "real liberal" option. You think the Obama presidency would have finally got that through y'alls heads but you just keep on clinging to that delusion that undoing the conservative shift this country has taken is just a matter of…

i am excellent at writing laws i need to be elected immediately.

i think if you refuse to do the paperwork that says you wont cover bc, so said person can get said bc coverage from the govt, you should be punched in the face.

As much as I love Kerry Washington and the rest of the cast of both shows they seem to have angry face/intense face, and that's it when you line them up against her. Think about the scenes with Nate in the car - she commands so much emotion in just her facial expressions. The show is essentially a lens flare in script…

I hate-watch this show so hard. It's so ridiculous, the legal work is just...wrong and the idea of a first year law student missing torts to work for a small law practice for what I assume is unpaid....I just can't. But I also can't stop watching. Damn you Shonda. Damn. You.