Um, because he's hilarious?

I love you.

<3

Actually, I believe at least a couple were African American.

This.

THANKS FOR THE SPOILER!!11! Sheesh.

Because the idea of "extortionist" women trying to smear a beloved figure is just sordid and scandalous enough to be entertaining (while headshaking) for them.

They look waaaaaaaaaay less creepy together than Mary-Kate Olsen and her Frenchman.

The male lead looks like a less-handsome Peter Dinklage with no charisma. Also, the cutesy female lead role is basically a Manic Pixie Dream Girl who can be coerced into waiting til marriage to bang, I guess.

That's GREAT, Val!

ANYONE, Wiz?

#NotAllTigers

Oh haiiiiiii....

It's less "merrily" and more "ominously", as it means she is Up To No Good. She's still so small and we have so many nooks and crannies in our house that it's helpful to be able to hear her.

I see your derp and raise you a Gris-Gris.

That... is..... just fucking awful.

That price difference between "regular" and "plus" sizes is not "a little more". It's about 30% more.

We live in a post-Kardashian world.

They are totally great. Their Rock Star jeans look fantastic on me and make me look like I have a butt.

And that's the thing less discerning readers can often overlook. Humbert outright says that he becomes less interested in little girls once they start looking physically mature. He's not even an ephebophile, he's a straight-up pedophile. The novel invented the word "nymphette" to describe a pre-pubescent "alluring"…