These features are awesome! Yay for Google Maps! I wish they could integrate the Waze feature that allows you to add multiple waypoints and look for waypoints (like gas or restaurants) along your route. After all, they already own the freaking company. Might as well make it available for everyone.

Eh, it's not that large.

How long 'till they mash up all sorts of wakey things in one device? Starts with light, then some bacon/coffee smell, then a gentle breeze, vibrate function for pillows/mattress, some ambient/white noise, perhaps some water vaporizer changing room humidity a bit... up to MICHAELBAYXPLOSIONS and the like.

Isn't it obvious?

PEOPLE ! You are taking this way too serious and the wrong way.

Hopefully Axe body spray will still be banned.

4.8 miles per second? Sounds like the other tomatoes need to ketchup.

Would it never go bad since there's no oxygen?

I see they used an AIN substrate to handle the CAM overload. An unusual approach, considering it could have been done more efficiently with a micro-ball grid array.

Just put a QFP in the rat's nest and solder ball the probe card and you're set!

It's like whoever designed this card just googled "circutry jargon" and…

Joke #1 - It's about time. My Large Acrylic Bulb has been pregnant for years!

It's a little harsh to vaporize anyone just because they have Alzheimer's. Sure they are a little annoying but come on, have some compassion.

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise! Bah-dum-bum.

Even discounting hunting zombies for food, predators will have no qualms killing undead just because.

Why he wouldn't harm a petrified fly

Because a photon has zero rest mass.

She chose... poorly.

I'd rather get shot by this than accidentally step on a lego block.

Giant monsters, like Godzilla, really?

would be equivalent to "getting a whole-body CT scan once every five or six days"