That is possibly the best description of Bourdain I’ve ever heard. Two of the things that piss me off the most about him is his infernal “I am so cool, I like punk bands like the Dead Boys” (because liking a band whose music sucks AND who thought it was cute to use swastikas as part of their live performances gives…

This made me think of a standup that was going around a few months ago, questioning why people hate Guy Fieri so much, and the comic described Anthony Bourdain as a “human black T-shirt collection” who “seems like he’d be mean to dogs.” It honestly changed my life.

I love rose gold unapologetically and with my whole heart and soul!

But just yesterday, everyone was commenting how wonderful Anthony Bourdain is! I’ve seen him target a friend. When he feels he’s been wronged, he is relentless in the bullying and blame. I refuse to watch his show or have anything to do with anything that involves him.

So did Bourdain get news about his gf being sexually assaulted by Weinstein the same time as the rest of? As far as I can tell, he began his lambasting only when it became national news. But now he’s laying into Hillary for not being more outspoken about the matter? Fuck off Bourdain.

I lust After Bruno Mars so bad.

I used to love Bourdain but lately I’m finding him becoming increasingly insufferable and cringe-worthy. He tries way too hard, his blase musings are desperately unfunny and his cynicism is more downright rude than wittily irreverent. It makes perfect sense for him to be dating Asia Argento, who is as irritating and…

Have you tried these? Sized to fit you and textured for her pleasure.

for the bes’ poke, please consider using a bespoke condom, fellas.

I love me some Bruno!! If he ever gets wrapped up in a scandal I would be so heartbroken. He seems like such a genuine person and my goodness he is talented...

As a little girl, watching the original Dynasty with my mom was a weekly ritual! The Nolan Mitchell glamour fashions, Krystal and Dame Joan Collins epic Cat fights and Healther Locklear aka Sammy Joe were EVERYTHING! My mom has since passed away and I couldn’t bring myself to watch this reboot despite loving Grant…

I don’t really feel bad for her, but I will feel bad for all the people who work for her who will be affected if the line tanks because of all of this.

His talk show sucks so much. Good hosts don’t need stupid games and intentional shit stirring for the sake of shit stirring to make things interesting.

Andy Cohen is SUPER boring.

Plus, he’s just so boring. Every time I’m watching him interview someone, I mostly just spend my time wishing Graham Norton was conducting the interview again. He’s a poor, poor, poor man’s Graham Norton.

#canineoftheday

I hate Andy Cohen. He’s the basic cable antichrist. The man who single-handedly extended the fetid life of reality TV and made it even worse. While also giving a blueprint now followed by every terrible show with terrible people showing their terrible lives, then getting invited to be even more terrible on his…

I’m sorry, but do you mean to tell me that the person who brought the Real Housewives into existence is less somehow offensive than someone who unabashedly demonstrates her vitriol toward 45*? Cool.

You’re assuming we’re all going to see a new year. #crazydonnykimmypissingcontest #newyearpollyanna

Bald has never been a deal breaker for me. Bald is only creepy when they do that Donald Trump combover or they grow it really long in the back like 80s Michael Bolton. Otherwise, bald but close cropped like Will or Woody Harrelson or anyone else like that is A-OK and still pretty damn hot.