My dearest Erik Shilling,

“It needs all that grill to keep things cool”... No it doesn’t. I don’t think you understand. The “removed” parts of the grill were fake anyway. What’s left is what it currently uses. Radiators don’t need that much airflow and intakes even less. Horsepower has little impact.

Hey guys, we found the asshole of the day.

Thinking back to my Autoparts slinging days...

Oil - even the cheapest oil that is API certified today is better than the stuff from 10-15 years ago. Actually this applies to most fluids.. Brake, PS, Washer, etc...

Bulbs - you don’t need those super expensive Long Life or hyper white tail light bulbs.

california not florida

In the passenger seat.

If you think that is a Camry we have bigger problems here on Jalopnik than it being a one way street.

Officer was clearly wrong here but overall it highlights a different issue. Too often these days (read: every single time) people either fail to yeild to emergency vehicles or just don’t give a damn. While I’m pulled off to the side, multiple asshats use it as an opportunity to pass everyone pulled over, never mind…

Yep, I think when the makeup department is done with him he will be pretty close. Maybe the author thought they were casting him for a young Enzo???

Lol, this is pretty funny. but nevertheless if I had the jeep I’d do something similar. I’ve been known to block the doors of people who double park. fuck. that. shit.

and hopefully you responded, no! i’m not wearing this:

Fake news! I’ve been getting speeding tickets in manual-transmission cars for years now. YEARS.

I’ve been on a big slide film kick lately, running through five rolls of Provia 100 recently. I’m on my second roll of Velvia at the moment, and I’m very curious how it turns out.

wow what a flashback

Oh good Lord the flashbacks are real.

Oh, 2003...

And also, anyone who takes digs at them probably listened to them a lot along with everyone else while they were at their peak.

The Mini has been heading in the wrong direction since it was given a rebirth. Used to be a cool, small car. In 2001, curb weight was 2315, now it’s 2605 (or one fat guy). If they’re going to make a Mini, I wish they’d keep it mini and make improvements that don’t increase its heft. And if there was ever a car that…