I’ll say it - This is a selfish take. You’re still asking hundreds, if not thousands, of people who are essential to making a race happen come to work as if nothing is wrong. There is no way they can test 100% of those people and we already know that people can carry this virus without showing symptoms for up to 2…

He’s just looking for a chance to point out how much smarter he is for choosing a phone with SO much better whatever.

I’m going to miss you terribly, Patrick. Thanks for the help you’ve given me.

I love milk and always have. I will defend my snow white beverage of choice until the end! How can you make real hot cocoa without milk? What would my special spaghetti sauce be without that dash of cream at the end? And dammit, YOU EAT CEREAL WITH MILK. I don’t wanna hear from you weirdos who eat it dry or whatever.

That’s exactly how I drive in the city — left foot hovering above the brake pedal.

I’m surprised they’re killing off the double decker taco, but I guess their numbers say otherwise.

Snopes says your quote has no source. Try not to fuck us up here by looking like a birther with your no facts

Top. People.

Everyone who doesn't like compressed lossy stream shit.

People that like true high-bitrate HD, FHD, UHD, etc. You need super wide bandwidth to stream those movies and have enough bandwidth left over for other devices using the internet connection. A lot of those connection are expensive per month for a lot of people.

Many, many people.

I’m going to assume you meant tethering was capped at 5 megs a second, not 5 bits a second (because that’s slower than spelling something out on the telephone to someone, given that a letter is generally at least 8 bits...)

I’d rather have unions and games take twice as long to make tbh

Them: All I know is, if you’re gonna tell me that a child is going to travel the world for eight years training and learning to become a master fighter, I’ll tell you’re being ridiculous.

Then, kindly, please, with a cherry on top, get off the road. If you want to “push a button” so you can send a damn text, then you don’t need to be driving a car, because you, as soon as you got in the car, are already programmed to be distracted, and want the ability to NOT be in control of the car when it is…

Is the rear visibility on the hatchback as bad as it looked from your photos during the unveiling? I am really interested in this, but if my partner can’t see out of it she won’t enjoy driving it at all.

Unfortunately for the trolls, Captain Marvel is dedicated to a fallen airman, so hating the movie means they hate the troops. I don’t make the rules, I just enforce them.

And if you think you’re experiencing “anti-white-guy bias”, see a doctor.

EXACTLY. This was a lousy example for both sides of the misogynist fence to fall on their sword over. I blame the irate Internet douchebags first and foremost who just loathed the thing before ever seeing the final film, but I also throw some blame over on Paul Feig and Co, who quickly latched on to any criticism as…

Sure you can.
Remind people that even if you replaced the cast with men (and got rid of the female-anatomy specific jokes) the movie would STILL suck.