I WANT TO TOUCH THAT IN ALL THE PLACES

I will never understand Aussies' love of burnouts. Especially from the Rylstone Kandos and Summernauts competitions.

I know this model has been in production long before Peter Schwarzenbauer became the head at MINI.

That engine must be impossible to work on without dropping it out the bottom...

I don't understand the fickle part. Or the brake balancing. Or the overheating.

That's awesome!

I've had two minor and hefty shunts in my Mini, and I don't see what you mean... I could see injuries to the feet, but not the knees. There's far too much legroom, and having the exhaust manifold against the firewall actually helps the engine push downward rather than upward or straight back. Yes, in a major…

I feel it's a well-meant PR move. But she may be one of the first people (I've seen) to publicly put out this message of love for Detroit, who actually has the ability to do anything with her life geographically and monetarily... That won't do anything of lasting value for Detroit.

I saw one of these go for $7000 not far from me... God I want one so bad.

I have a horrible confession... I love the Excaliburs from the 70s and 80s.

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Haha. I actually had the same reaction to the video posted in the article, and that one's even shorter.

Thanks! I hadn't thought about the distributor, but that makes a lot of sense. I'll try putting the plate on the left hand side of the grille, if I ever get in trouble for what I did to my plate.

Los Angeles. I've had 6 fix-it tickets with three cars. Four of them were for my Mini.

Yep. It is. That's why it took me well over a decade to finally break down and do it. The license plate it came with was taken off on the freeway because it hung too low. Then, I had the new one tied with wires to the grill, but that caused my car to overheat; and then I had drilled (for hours and hours) holes in…

It may not be legal, but I've been trying to get around the stupid front license plate laws in California for years. And this may actually be a decent way to get around that. Finally ended up bending the bottom third of the plate and drilling two extra holes in the plate to fit it under where my bumper would go. …

That must've been a "oops, I pooped me-self" moment.

Thank you pauljones for saying the right thing.

A pickup truck. I would venture to say that almost all the women I see driving pickup trucks, in Los Angeles, would never use the utility of a pickup truck. So why the hell buy one?