NOOOOO

OMGGGG that 911 call story FREAKED me OUT.

A kind of Halloweenish and funny little thing happened this week: when I got back from work one evening Mimimister asked me if I’d dreamt about vampires lately. He then told me that the night before, once I’d already been asleep for a couple of hours and he came to bed, I…

I think I’d pay to see that lol

I CANNOT WAIT. Amybeth looks just like I’d imagine Anne and she sounds like she really gets the character. This is going such a breath of fresh air after the winter. <3

Aw fuck. It doesn’t work. I miss old Jezebel :*(
Here’s the link ot the table though! They also sell desks that «look like travel trunks» which is gross.

Ooh I got so kinjaed! Lemme try one more time:

I ooeed, aaed, yelped and laughed. Bravo Planet Earth!

I’d like to submit this shit, which is from a newish furniture shop near my place. Their niche is expensive, tacky industrial-rustic-chic stuff. I haaate them.

That gif reminds me of the demon subliminal image in The Exorcist.. and no, I wouldn’t fuck Trump even if he looked like the fucking GOD OF HOTNESS.

Tiffany’s too ugly for Trump to be interested...

Slightly related but I had a weed conversation with my mom the other day- I felt like such an adult (I’m in my early 30s btw)! We talked a bit about legalization and I told her that I thought that smoking a j is the same if not much less harmful than having a few glasses of wine. Then I told her about diffusers and…

He has the knowing look of someone who knows what pain is. In his before picture he’s innocent and carefree. He now looks like a 33-year-old who just understood that life is all shit, all down the line.

Am I a worse monster for being a single child and thinking little sisters are such jackasses when I she said «you’re gonna loove this»? It was pure bitchness on my part.

OMG I had hot sauce of the finger I used to wipe away my tears, damn you Bobby!! Gaaahhh

I’d absolutely go see We Were Good Boys and Bravedog in a double bill and eat delicious/gross nachos and drink the biggest Coke ever. 

I think with the right dress, like something kind of tailored, plus dark tights, they could work wonderfully. I don’t think I’d go with a hem below the knee with those though. 

I bed to differ! My best friend told me a horrible story about going into the women’s bathroom during her Christmas office party (in the afternoon), sitting down to pee, noticing a smell... then looking around to see runny shit-covered walls all around her :-((

Poor unfortunate soul, let’s make a deal!

I didn’t take the test either but I think my patronus would be a friendly moray eel!

Personally, I’m not buying the Marion Cotillard affair rumors. Although this doesn’t necessarily mean anything, Marion and her partner Guillaume Canet just announced that she’s expecting their second child and seem very happy etc. I dunno. Didn’t Jennifer Aniston complain about Brad’s dope smoking while they were…