Slice of life moment: I knew a Danish girl in Ireland who would say «year» instead of «yeah». Perhaps not the best example of high-level English-speaking Danish but then again she was one of the dumbest people I've met in my life. Like, astoundingly dumb.

Probably in order to have the option to start singing in English and to become international stars.

yas.

No- thank god!!

When my half-sister was pregnant with her first child, she showed us, her Québécois and French family, her baby name list and on the list, among stuff like Julien, Vincent, Xavier and Mathis, was the name Chad. Fucking SIDE EYE. It’s been more than ten years and I still judge her for this.

Ewwwkk it’s the poopy hand that makes this for me

wow, Buster is worthy of Thighlights...

HILDAAA

COSMIC COLOR TWIN!! Apparently blue is the most-loved color, how can that be? Yes, it’s seriously all over. Facebook blue. Yuuuck. This publish button! lol Yellow is gross as well, although I dig red but not in its primary hue and not on walls. Ever. EVER.

YAS! I hate blue except in eyes and in the sky.

I hope it’s a bit smarter than The Tudors which was a really moronic show...

Are those breaded potato balls? Would eat. It’s obviously supper time because I would seriously try everything here. This makes me want to organize a tupperware/cocktail party where you have to bring a weird Americana mid-century concoction. I’m sure people are having those all over but I’ve never been invited to one!…

Did they ever make savoury Jell-O? Asking for a friend.

That song had been on my ipod for years and I can't get rid of it, it's too funny and as you say, dumb and catchy! It always makes me smile. Even when I'm alone on the subway and it makes me seem a bit creepy.

closer to the Moon landing than the present day

You don’t remember anything before the age of 6?

Seriously, I could complain to HR and probably be in my right... if I trusted HR enough lol

You know, I've heard of many couples who try to conceive for years and aren't successful so they start the adoption process and the minute the adoptive child arrives- bam! Pregnant. You just never know.

My mother mercifully stopped asking about the grandbaby deal after I had a crying/nervous fit last time she brought it up. She’s my mother and means well and didn,t realise we were having trouble conceiving so it’s fine.
What’s NOT fine, however, is coworkers asking me when I’m going to have a baby. Wtf, seriously.…

YES! It didn’t work for Lennon, it doesn’t work for you, Harry. Oy vey.