I mean on the plus side I guess it’s good to know up front that you’re dating a white supremacist instead of finding out after a couple dates..

I thought so too. She’s basically saying “I’ve accomplished so much professionally and this kid wants me to parent him too?!”

The iPhone is one thing, but the crazy diet really isn’t good. For one there’s so many cases where that sort of intense food control turns out to be really mentally unhealthy. For another, banning all fun/unhealthy food isn’t actually teaching your kids about moderation and making good choices.

Indeed, I mean I’ll admit I think most kids today are spoiled (and probably on my lawn, get off my lawn you darn kids) but that is overly strict and will only breed resentment. I’m with her on the iphone thing though.

Don’t worry, Rocco, just wait until you’re 24 and you can lie in bed on a Sunday morning, eating three different types of cake for breakfast and resenting the fucked up relationship with food you have as a result of your mother’s crazy diet restrictions. Or something.

I’m gonna take a bunch of salt, and I’m gonna dissolve it in water. Then, I’m gonna boil off that water. Then I’m gonna take the salt deposits and mix them back into fresh water.

You young whippersnappers will never know the joy of drunkenly dancing to Mr. Brownstone in skin tight acid washed jeans and a crop top. I pity you.

There’s no great story. I was just excited to wear a new suit and couldn’t think of anywhere to go.

John Adams: “I must study politics and war, that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy, natural history and naval architecture, in order to give their children a right to study painting, poetry, music, architecture, tapestry, and porcelain.”

Yeah, well, it didn’t work out so well for Hitler, did it?

That’s a hilarious thing to hear coming from Hitler.

I’d hate to be the graphic artist who was hired to design that t-shirt.

Jesus Christ.

Haha, this is great Kinja!

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

Simple rule of thumb - if you’re inclined to say or hint that a woman or girl isn’t really a geek, it’s only a sign that you’re an asshole.

I don’t know the answer to the housing crisis, but moving to the midwest is at the bottom of the list.

DAE think Bad Feminist wasn’t all that?

“R-E-S-P-E-T-O / find out what it means to yo”—hillary

The issue I have with the rapes is that they seem to have no lasting impact on the victims. The actual moment of rape is only a small piece of the trauma inflicted by it. I can see how people would think that rape is, you know, BAD, but not really AWFUL, if the short time that it lasts is the brunt of the injury. But…