OMG. I am just learning, right now, from your comment, that the nutrients aren’t in the crust. So why do people care so much about kids eating the crusts?!

Yeah, can we attack his WRITING, as well? Because he sucks at his job, too.

And he calls himself

Let’s take a moment to look at the stunning beauty that is Jeffrey Wells...

Mine told us that too! I had to disabuse my sister of the notion just recently. She’s 31 and has a science PhD.

I told my friend’s sons that buttercrust was a delicacy, and that in New York everyone was raving about buttercrust. They would wait in line for hours to get it! I showed them how to butter their discarded crusts. They proceeded to carefully butter all of their crusts and eat them.

Hahaha, I feel like there are some half truths in there.

I’m the liar.

I work in the workers comp industry in Southern California and my heart is warmed by this!! So many employers are really shitty so I'm jaded and I tend to forget that there are still reasonable employers out there.

I mean, not my speed, but that’s 100% his choice and good on him for committing to what he wants.

“Flood my guts” just might be the grossest thing I’ve read today. In this bleak and vile cesspool that is the internet, that’s downright impressive. I’m not sure what the prize is, but you win it.

Nope - he can flood my guts. I won’t even keep a condom in the same room.
“Make me pregnant daddy”

“the recent grad of Moody Bible Institute” is “serious about finding himself a woman,” but he’ll be keeping things PG until a special gal puts a ring on it. Renoe “says he’s still going to wait for his honeymoon to tear up his v-card.”

Yes, thanks for instructing us on how to use one b.s. natural “one size fits all” solution for another. Happy you found something that works for you, just lose the self-righteousness.

It’s a fancy shampoo/conditioner combo. Never trust those things. There’s a reason god created shampoo and conditioner separately.

Just like a 1 perecenter, gloating about his ill gotten capitalistic gains...

HELL YEAH WHERE DO YOU THINK I GOT IT FROM

There needs to be an on-going segment here called, “Meanwhile, In Canada....” that helps us to keep things in perspective.

Meanwhile, in Canada, our new Defense Minister is sworn in;

Sikh and Islam are completely different religions which aren’t remotely related to each other. It’s like racists aren’t even trying to educate themselves anymore.