Martha Stewart does have an art department! (One of my friends won an Emmy working for it.)

“of course [she uses the ladies room], she’s wearing a Tom Ford dress!”

Reading this felt like I’d just been handed the instruction manual to a device I’d never heard of, badly translated through six languages before landing on English.

I’m not totally sure what’s going on here, but I feel like it probably involves WAY too much drama for my taste.

Best way to make quinoa tasty is to add lots of sausage or ground beef.

Whatever, man. This isn’t on me.

this feels like bullying who do i call

His death came at an opportune time for my mom and her BF actually - well NOT opportune because it’s never good for someone to DIE but Scott is someone they both loved and loved his music and definrtly was an “idol” to her boyfriend when he was younger and they just actually met Scott earlier this year and his death…

The prizes for that game are terrible.

I can’t speak to her reasoning or motivations.

Right? Like yeah Stoya is a vindictive lying bitch, but I don’t want to throw her under a bus. But to be clear if I saw a bus coming and she was in arms length I would definitely give her a shove. BUT I WOULD’T THROW HER.

Somewhere, a ‘STICK TO SPORTS!!1!!1!’ Deadspin commenter sits in front of a computer screen, sweating, unable to move, broken.

One caveat on this. If you’re in California, it’s the seller’s responsibility to smog the vehicle, and a buyer can come back on you for that.

I was going to say- isn’t Zombie Jesus just.. regular Jesus?

Considering these people truly believe that Jesus was killed and then rose from the dead, you’d think they would be much more receptive to this very appropriate zombie nativity scene.

Duh. In case you want to return it.

Do you work for PETA? Because calling a 25-year documentary project to help save endangered species a ‘torture’ is pretty fucking mental.

Well... that’s why you’re a commenter on Gizmodo and he’s a photographer for Nat Geo.

It sounds like you’re operating all the moving parts in that relationship, which is kind of the definition of not a relationship.

Juniper is going to be fine until plant sciences, when students learn about how junipers send ENORMOUS clouds of sperm into the air trying to pollinate anything they can reach with the wind :/ other than that awkward context, or if they stay away from biosciences, they should be fine :)