Esp when it’s Jia, bc she’ll wade into the comments and get unhinged on people. It’s a delight.

I am a little ashamed to admit this was my very first thought when I read the headline. Hammy is free, girl knows an upgrade when she sees it.

I can’t for the life of me understand this “no reclining” rule either. I’m also 6’ 3’’ and reclining is just part of the deal, whether it’s my seat or the seat in front of me. Who the fuck are people worried about offending? If an absence of reclining was indeed the expectation, then the option to recline wouldn’t…

What’s the current opinion on in-flight masturbation? Always? Sometimes?

I didn’t call them babies. I was much ruder and I meant every word of it.

“I’m just being me.”

She’s terrible enough without using her weight as reason to hate her.

I’m honestly not seeing surgery. Fillers, botox, and lots and lots of really skillful makeup.

Ooooh, look at Allison Janney’s trophy. And her Emmy.

Kind of glad to be aging out of their demo soon, tbh

They’re quite good. I caught them at Concert Venue in City, State, where they played their all-time best, ‘Number One Hit.’

Against my better judgment I recently went on a date with a 22 year old (I’m 29) and she was entirely too full of life

I wish men would look at that graph and realize that even if they want young women, they can’t have them.

Keep in mind, dream guy is exactly that. I’m sure he’s amazing but he’s also a human. If you were married to him and met your husband as a new guy, very likely you’d feel the same way about him as you do Crush Object.

My non-neurotypical son started pre-school this week. He licks random objects and is scared of public bathrooms. I had whipped myself up into a frenzy of anxiety about all of the things that could go wrong. When his teacher texted me a picture of him having his snack, laughing with some little friends he made, I broke…

Painting and staining are cheap, so I’d try making a superficial change first. If you don’t like it, then you can spend the big bucks on new cabinets.

You forgot the one wildcard: Big Momma.

Unless you know someone, or recognize a face from somewhere, “dropping in” on anyone’s cookout is pretty much a no go, I’d think.

This reminds me of advice I got from a black friend before going to Caribana, she said: