I’ve never bested the time I substituted bacon for hash browns. Seriously though, “negotiating” started being fun once I saw that it doesn’t have to be confrontational. Asking nicely and making the other person feel good and empowered to help you is a lovely practice and really works.

Ugh don’t do this

Oh god, it’s like I’m killin them myself.

People have the ability to feel like shit about multiple things at once, unfortunately

You’re delusional! He looks like Corey Feldman dressed up as Scott Disick but couldn’t find a shirt in his size.

Considering they were married for 24 years and raised 6 kids together, I think Kris is entitled to an emotional reaction.

I am all for Caitlyn living her best life and expressing her authentic self to the world. But even the truest things she’s said about Kris in the media (Diane Sawyer, Vanity Fair, her show) have been downright mean and unfair. This gay recovering alcoholic knows we all have our closets to come out of, our cognitive…

Because you’re not allowed to have feelings about, or be impacted by the decisions of your closest family.

Whatever they do surely can’t be worse than doing absolutely nothing.

And I always felt like I was the Queen of Hearts but you don’t see me trying to behead people left and right. Please keep that in mind if the police talk to you. I have no idea how those heads got there.

This is nice but if they don’t have a dedicated trained and paid staff member fielding these messages then they are doing more harm than good.

Whenever you feel like you’re wasting time and money, just remember that Richard Feynman came up with his Nobel Prize-winning theory of electrodynamics while sitting in a strip club.

cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat women. cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat women. cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat…

He was her boss. Not someone she met at a bar. Free advice: never, ever comment on the physical attractiveness/hotness of a subordinate at work, male or female. There is really no circumstance at all in which this might be appropriate. Keep it up and you are gonna get yourself and your employer sued.

“Here I’ve been reminded time again that I’m the minority in this community.”

You think you’re entitled to hit on women you work with, asshole. Case closed.

Yes on the “guys who have no problem letting your play/split are the ones that have no problem letting you pay for everything always”. Although this could be just a fact that the guys I’ve dated are cheap.

“But why would you “crack down” on someone complimenting your shirt or making a positive comment about your attractiveness? How are men who are attracted to you supposed to communicate that to you?”

I like them to pay on the first date (although if I were ever to ask someone id want to pay but I never do that). It’s a big turnoff for me if they don’t and I think splitting is tacky. But after that I like to switch off. I personally don’t date people for money but I do feel like it’s polite when the guy offers and…

That is like the better version of when people would make sexist/racist/rapey jokes to me, and I “wouldn’t get them” and ask for a detailed explanation of the joke. Halfway through, their faces would indicate, “oh, this is a terrible joke that I SHOULDN’T be telling strangers because it says a whole lot about me.”…