Thank you, Brad. Your scientific evidence that this insult is meaningless has helped me heal.

I don’t actually understand the insult. The relation of the cranium to the brain is similar to that of a peanut shell to the meat in, as far as I know, all vertebrates. Meanwhile the variation in shapes of peanuts means that all human heads are very similarly shaped to at least one peanut. I really don’t understand on…

Which would solve this problem while leaving the systemic problem unaddressed. The government needs to fix this.

Well, these are probably people who think women are just retrofitted dudes anyhow, because Adam.

“But if you don’t play your cards right, we won’t marry you!”

Dude, that’s the definition of playing my cards right. Nobody wants to be married to any of those guys.

I always find it hilarious that “Men Going Their Own Way” think women are angry about that. We don’t fucking care. Go. Go away.

Yes that's literally what he means

You know what sounds more like a money hustle to me? This Hot Take. When’s the last time Damon Wayans did anything even remotely culturally relevant? Sit the fuck down, Major Payne.

Yeah. Ben just said something super cunty/stupid and he’s really pleased with himself. Jen’s about to tell him she hopes his dick shrivels up and falls off. Both of these “smiles” say “I hate your fucking guts”.

I’m trying not to stab my husband. He’s in the middle of a mid life crisis, wants to quit his job to become a musician, and says I’m too materialistic for pointing out that we have a mortgage, 3 kids who need braces, a dying car that needs to be replaced soon, and a mountain of student loan debt from when he went back…

I’m a longtime lurker, but for the first time I felt the need to post in one of these SNS threads. August has been one of the worst months of my life as well. Earlier in the month, my girlfriend of 12+ years told me that she was moving to Chicago on the 31st because she needed to “change her environment. We’ve been on…

I’m feeling really fucked up tonight.

WTF! That guys sounds horrible! You should not bang that guy even though he is totally hot because I am CERTAIN a hotter guy without a potential relationship, 1.5 year old baby, and a burglary charge is waiting just around the corner to make out with you and honestly admit that he is none of the things listed above.

Creepy? To be “hitting on” him? After six dates? You have some messed-up standards for acceptable female behaviour.

If you’re revealing your deepest feelings via text message, chances are you’ve got bigger problems going on.

Here’s the thing with me: I enjoy sex and I’d like to find someone to have sex with (one that I really, really like, not just any old dud) but if the guy brings sex up before I’m comfortable, that torpedoes his chances of getting any from me, because it makes me uncomfortable. Now, if a guy and I had chemistry, he was…

I’d say that. Because, yes, I’d like a response, but if the guy doesn’t like me and has to come up with an awkward turn down that makes us both embarrassed and anxious then I’d rather we both pretend I never said anything to begin with.

The first problem is that you’re a woman, the second is that you’re showing it.

If there is nothing else I believe to be true in the world, I believe Kanye is the sort of man with a signature floral arrangement.