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I feel like making the fart silent is something we (and when I say “we,” I mean women) teach ourselves sometime in elementary school so that the annoying kid who’s gonna point and laugh doesn’t point at us. I’m not sure it can be taught?

When my wife and I first started living together as a (not yet married) couple, I noticed on a lazy rainy Saturday that she kept getting up from the couch we were sharing to go to the bathroom. It took about five trips before I realized she was going in there to fart. Then I said the words that have haunted me ever…

What’s that do to your credit history? Can’t imagine it’s good.

For those who are reluctant to negotiate, simply asking. “Is this negotiable?” is a lifesaver. If the answer is “no”, you simply say “OK’ and continue your browsing. I have found that he typical answer is “well, it depends” which starts a whole new conversation.

Exactly.

I have done my job well.

Now THAT would make a great lifehacker article. lol “10 easy steps to fake your own death”

Tyler said that he thought addressing his fans’ threats might actually rile them up and worsen the situation, and insisted that by tweeting at Alison, he was trying to strike up a dialogue with her. “I wanted everyone to see that I was trying to speak to her like a regular person,” he said. “[Coralie Alison] never…

No country is obliged to give a visa to anyone. Here is a very short list of some of the people who have been denied visas to enter the USA (some were subsequently readmitted): Amy Winehouse, Boy George, Nigella Lawson, Lily Allen, Yusuf Islam (formerly Cat Stevens), etc.

Outside of the media, who’s talking about this?

“Like, y’all wasn’t trippin on that in 2011, or 2012, or 2013, or 2014, or half of 2015. But out of nowhere, the UK has a problem with me coming into their country?”

I’m sorry, I meant that comment sarcastically. I’ve been feeling down lately about how much debt my wife and I are in, so I turn to humor (even bad humor). I make enough to pay all our bills, but because of the debt, we’re barely above paycheck to paycheck. I also make enough that things like income based repayment…

Ugh. I just want to read ONE lifehacker article that tells me how to legally get rid of all my student loan debt, despite having a well-enough paying job. Just one article is all I’m asking...

Fuck it, I’m coming out of my self-imposed Gawker exile because you, sir, pissed me off. WHO gives a SHIT about her fucking moral opinions? WHO is interested in changing this piece of garbage’s mind? All that people are interested in is her upholding the fucking law, as she’s been ordered to do. The law doesn’t give a…

“She’s like a dead bird to me.”

When I worked at Peet’s, we would regularly enter bitchy customers’ names as “Pamela BGD,” meaning “Pamela, bitch gets decaf.”

Lots of people have already pointed out that everything in water gets barnacles, even things that float.

You seem to be bringing up questions where there are none. Boeing has accounted for all the 777s, and this part is from a 777. There are only 1320 777s in the world. It’s not hard to find and account for them all. When something like a 777 changes hands there is a lot of paperwork. It’s not just set on the side of a…

I hope you’re more than pretty familiar with aviation.