MiloMinderbender
MiloMinderbender
MiloMinderbender

“I’m a toe guy,” he said. “Your toes are fine.”

Po-tay-toe, Po-tah-toe.

Wow, Katie, true what they say about “everyone’s a critic.”

Burying information in paperwork to sneak something by.

Sports News Website Reports Sports News; Readers Outraged

Well, it was longer than her last two fights combined. She she didn’t finish it quickly.

she didn’t “overreact”. you made her feel uncomfortable and she told you this in no uncertain terms. The fact you then come here to jez and leave a novel in the comments only vindicates her feelings of discomfort towards you. Never invoke this woman’s name again and MOVE ON. And don’t do this kind of thing in the

“I mean, sure, it technically exists in that the things you guys claim are on it can be made by human hands if you ask for them specifically.”

In-N-Out is the Alpha and Omega of secret menus, and then the internet came along and every asshole called his drunken special orders “the secret menu” and gave them shitty names to try and match INO’s steez. So I understand where Pinkham is coming from here, these copycats are not true secret menus and are just ways

Except the In’n’Out secret menu, right? I mean, it is posted on their official website and there are buttons for the secret menu items when they’re taking your order. This is seriously stressing me out, because I generally defer to Pinkham in restaurant etiquette, but I also love my animal fries well done (extra

Heyyyyyyy..... I want to get that sandwich that you used to have? I think it’s on the Secret Menu now? I can’t remember the name of it but I know it comes with a sauce I don’t like so can I sub it for ranch instead? And can you make that on a gluten-free wrap? And grill it, but I don’t want it crispy?

If a tree is native to one climate and that climate changes, doesn’t that mean it is time for any sensible tree to migrate.

...I’ll say! a normal penis is about seven inches. Hemsworth is at LEAST 6 ft 5.

I’m sorry that you cannot recognise how catastrophically wrong you are. McDonald’s french fries are the culinary equivalent of Mozart’s Don Giovanni, of Holbein’s Ambassadors, of Vaughan Williams’s Lark Ascending, of Shakespeare’s Hamlet: the uttermost apotheoses of their art, the sublime zenith of human achievement.

This is incorrect. Soap operas can be amazing. I’m in recovery now, but I spent 10 years of my life as a dedicated Neighbours addict. I’ve been clean for 5 years, but I still have to swiftly change the channel whenever I happen upon it. Good soap operas will suck you in so fast, and hold onto you so tightly that you

I fly with my skull regularly.

This is the most bizarre corporate troll I’ve ever encountered.

I would just like to say that I lost more than 50 lbs in 4 months—without ever counting a single calorie!—just by having severe gastrointestinal problems combined with depression so overwhelming I couldn’t make myself eat even when my system could handle it.

I only put fresh butter I’ve churned from my cows in my coffee. The other butters have so much bad energy in them from the factory farms it makes the drink sour.