Is it still splitting hairs if you’re correct?

splitting hairs here, but eggs aren’t “almost-murdered” chickens.

Married twice, and the 2nd one is sticking quite well.

I’ve decided I will punish infidelity by never ever leaving him alone. A fate worse than death.

I guess this is the part where I become utterly hateable, but my wife and I are deeply in love, and after 14 years of marriage, I think she’d agree with me that, while life is hard, our marriage has been the easiest part of it. And that’s with infertility, cancer, and parental disability thrown in. It’s the marriage…

It’s a really weird thing, definitely harks back to this idea of black/African men being more sexual and powerful in bed. But a lot of guys want to put the blame on the girl and try to turn her into ‘damaged goods’ as soon as she’s been with a black dude, like they’ll never be able to live up to it but it’s still her…

Someone once explained to me that romantic relationships are about having primary intimacy with another person. At the beginning of relationships, it’s natural to feel insecure or threatened because regardless of the fact that they’re an ex, they still hold a higher level of intimacy with your partner than you do.…

In light of your name and comment combined, I hope this is part of a performance.

Just remember to not jump in to break the silence once you've made a statement. Chattering to make the situation less tense is a big way to undermine yourself. It took me a while to break that habit but I'm so glad I did.

While it’s true a majority of sharks don’t eat people, it’s also true a majority of the animals in the ocean that eat people are sharks. When will the so-called “moderate” sharks step up and condemn this violence?

Funny thing, I’m in approximately the same boat as Frau von Hatchet, and found her post on-point and amusing. Where is all the hatred of men you claim to see? She’s laughing because dude is finding out what it’s like to be sidelined because of ageing, just like all women do. That’s not the same as hating men, and…

Oh I am so, so happy that you wrote this. I read the original article and just laughed and laughed and laughed. Ah, such happy times! As a not unattractive 47 year old woman, not only am I invisible to men, but I’m also invisible to employers, employees, advertisers, clothing designers, TV and movie…

I wonder how many not-unattractive 47 year old women Tony “notices.”

Casualty doesn’t only mean dead.

Yes, that sounds like firefighters. They are notoriously lazy.

I want responsible public servants that understand that they are flying giant machines that can crash into the people they are trying to save.

Do you really need to “understand” them? All you need to understand is that it’s an object, and as long as you know that objects can cause damage to a helicopter’s rotors, which is something I’m absolutely sure the pilots are aware of, you have all the information you need.

30 seemed like a big deal at the time, but in retrospect my 30s were pretty damn great. After that, I actually really looked forward to my 40th and have enjoyed my 40s so far. It’s fine to fret now, this is America (I assume you’re here) and it’s all about youth, but I think you’ll get over it. Eventually you may just…

Does anybody else get the feeling that some of those existential crises are the only times we are truly sane?