One of the very first things I did when my boyfriend I broke up was to change my HBOGo password. Fuck that fucking freeloader. (I did then have to give like 9 other people the new password, but it was worth it.)

I’m definitely not afraid of looking my age - but I am afraid of looking afraid to look my age.

You know, I’m always worried that going too far with the makeup and hair and pushup bra just ages me... and I think I’m right. When this 18 year-old looks 30, I can’t imagine how sad I would look.

Cram what with walnuts? I don’t understand.

I would - happily! You’re preaching to the choir.

Agreed. I can admit that I’ll probably try it. I’m sure I’ll hate it, but I’ll try it.

I can’t even date other lawyers because they get insecure when they find out that I went to a higher-ranked law school! There are legitimate gender imbalances all the way up the ladder and I think that it’s narrow-minded to say that they’re meaningless. Men who I went to law school with have joked that I’ve made…

And that’s different from every other dating site how?

I have to admit that as a very well-educated woman in her 30s, there’s an appeal to a dating marketplace where that isn’t considered a liability.

Not to me. I’d way rather deal with occasional issues than constant simmering. But that just means more for you so we’re good.

Or a kind and loving short guy! “An angry ... guy to worship you” sounds like a nightmare.

Yeah - I don’t want to date any angry people. But this is an article about short men.

But that describes literally every variable body attribute: skin tone, hair type, breast size, acne, teeth. Mature adults accept that there are just some things about each of us that might be perceived as “flaws” and we move on with our lives. Black people want to be met halfway, so do bald men and women with small…

The problem of bitter angry guys not getting laid? Fine by me.

“Executively produced” is not a thing.

But that’s the thing, I don’t care about his height. I do care about his attitude.

Sure, then when they arrive at their next relationship and take that out on a whole new woman who didn’t find them unattractive at all, they perpetuate their own disappointment. Rejection is hard for everyone but bitterness is universally unattractive.

I’m pretty short and I’m not at all turned off by short guys - my last boyfriend was barely 5’5”. But you know what is really unattractive? Short guys who are furious about it and think that they were betrayed by the universe, that they ought to have had some much better life than whatever disappointment they’ve…

I think that when you get some kind of special deal (coupon, comp’ed drinks, etc.), it’s a good practice to tip on what the meal should have cost. If you didn’t actually partake of the free thing, I think you’re good.

At the end of the Catacombs, they search your bag. It struck me as so bizarre that they’ve had to plan for people trying to take human remains on the regular.