@paeonia: When I was in law school I regularly acted as a "note-taker" for another student in my class. I don't know how your school does it but that person was never identified and I just sent my notes to a generic email address once a week. Talk to disability services because it's absolutely nothing like special…

@love you dead: Sam Cooke?

@KetchupFiend: Me and that guy. A lid for every pot!

I met a boy on OKC that I think I kinda dig. He doesn't like even numbers or birds! Just like me!

@LLisCool: I did this with my ex but didn't plan it. When he said something so obviously BS, I replied, "Am I supposed to pretend like I believe that or is this where I tell you that I know it's not true?" He broke down and well, soon after that we broke up (for mostly-unrelated reasons).

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@theovercoat: I'll be super honest with you. The legal market couldn't be shittier right now. Unless you get into a top-20ish law school or you can go on a full scholarship, it's not worth the $150K debt (plus three years of opportunity costs of the salary you weren't making during that time). I went to a very…

Anyone know of a Los Angeles women's shelter that would take donations of very nice but used clothes/shoes/bags?

@SarsDoesn'tSave: I don't care. They're ugly. Sewer rat could taste like pumpkin pie but I wouldn't know because I won't eat the filthy motherfucker.

@ms-marvel: 50/50.

@Higgins: I don't have personal experience but I do know for a fact that the world is big and life is long.

@honorabright: Ow ow!

@morninggloria: My brother's baby mama. She really is The Worst. You guys don't even know.

@so5minutesago: salt water gargle?

@i'm going to have my friends call me valerie: Jackpot!

I started on a higher estrogen birth control pill to try to put on some weight - mostly in the boobs, if I'm honest. And now, I have something that looks almost like maybe cleavage! This is so much fun.

@i'm going to have my friends call me valerie: You should text - it's better than not responding at all. Maybe he called to be polite and would rather text too?

@hillarym: This is the kind of stuff that makes me want kids.

Wait, they mean that this apology is satirical, right?

I replied to someone downthread but it keeps coming up so I wanted to comment in a way that more people might connect with. What do you do if it's your mother or husband or sister who is killed? My little brother was murdered in circumstances that would make the killer eligible for the death penalty in my state if…