@Jelephante: At 16, my brother was murdered in circumstances that would make the killer eligible for the death penalty in my state if he were ever charged. If that does happen one day, I hope I get the chance to tell the judge and jury that I would never want another family to go through the brutality that we have in…

@queenhobart: No, no. Rapists only hide in bushes and dark parking lots.

@queenhobart: No, no. Rapists only hide in bushes and dark parking lots.

@SarsDoesn'tSave: Bears are huge! Get it? It's a sophisticated double entendre, I'm sorry that you can't appreciate the humor.

@SarsDoesn'tSave: Bears are huge! Get it? It's a sophisticated double entendre, I'm sorry that you can't appreciate the humor.

@musicalsarah99: Stuff a bunch of pillows under your top half, helps the fluids flow downhill.

@soursequence: I went from natural blonde to black. It quickly faded to gray without frequent re-dyes. I had to cut it short and bleach the remainder to an apricot color to finally get rid of it.

@RaisedOnWhiskey: I have two and they really are the best. I came home to this recently.

@shameonme: Haha, I wish. Only laughing at someone else's brilliance.

@sequined: One More Chance by Notorious B.I.G. !

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@Joie de Vivre: nail buffer? Theirs are $5 and work well.

I ate too much and too quickly after fasting. I feel not so good.

I ate too much and too quickly after fasting. I feel not so good.

@weetziebat: Congratulations! I've been thinking about this myself. Glad you're feeling ok, have a good recovery!

Who's got two thumbs, limited knowledge of French, and is about to break her fast with leftover pizza and then the most amazing oatmeal in the world? This moi!

@slightlyhardup: One in which you don't plan things with her that will inconvenience or irritate you if she's late.

@LadyWeasel: Don't do it until you're excited for it. Not because it might be a mistake but because you don't want to waste it. What a bummer if you get into it later but you already did the do!

@slightlyhardup: I think that we sometimes just learn that some of our friends aren't reliable for certain things. For me, that means that I won't rely on that person for that thing but other people can't draw those lines and just feel like they can't maintain the friendship.

@LadyWeasel: For me, I won't get married until I'm sure I don't want to reserve an "out." Once I do it (if), it will be for good.