@olliegrace: I actually cut 8 inches off of my hair before going to work at my new office. It was just too long and I figured boob-length looked more adult. But I still rarely wear it down and wavy (its natural state) since it is too sexxxxxi.

@Asmo: Because it converts the innocent remark into sexual innuendo with the speaker as the guilty party. Now your mom is the one embarrassed because she has inadvertently said something that's now interpreted as vulgar.

@HannahBethD: It's foul and creepy and just plain disrespectful. You do not make dick jokes at/near/about/in front of/within sight of your mother. Or any one else's mother. Or young children. Or really, anyone else that isn't in on the joke with you.

It sounds to me like this is the perfect moment to be teaching these boys about gauging their audience. Perhaps in public and in front of your mother is not the appropriate venue. I use "perhaps" only to be kind.

@katiepotatie: Yeah, I was a mouthy motherfucker. You'd think it wouldn't take so much to get me to keep my mouth shut.

@Gretchen: "Oh, 90 days didn't seem right to you? Ok, how about six months? No? Make it nine." My mom used to use that one on me and every sassy thing I said was another 10 minutes off my bedtime. I once went to bed at 3:30 in the afternoon.

@TheFormerJuneBronson: I don't mean to criticize your parenting so go ahead and call me a buttinsky but I just think four is too young for that much Botox.

@Gretchen: I'm really hoping this judge flips her shit. She already seemed sick of the BS.

I think maybe I sort of get this. If it were simple like a padded bra or some fetish costume, we wouldn't be quite so outraged. The problem is that her boyfriend doesn't seem to understand that this is major surgery with all of the risks, pain, and expense that come along with it. He's not just asking her to do…

I can't understand why someone who is deeply religious would allow their children to be influenced by someone who is not. If you truly believe that your child's immortal soul is on the line, would you really compromise?

@loosesealbluth: I read this and could not for the life of me figure out what this lady had done to get herself on that terrible, terrible show. Then I read the rest of your comment and I am relieved because maybe she was there to give Dog a makeover.

If this is happening every summer then perhaps the dress code isn't clear enough. I have seen some that are very explicit - photos and all. It's much easier to have The Talk when you're confident that you've already made the expectations clear.

@PenelopePeony: This is exactly what I needed.

@Pigasus: Dude, I know. Live TV is your job and you can't manage to filter that? I wouldn't even say that in front of my brother.

Spot-on with the East LA reference. He's so close but so very, very far.

@RudyWaltz: Fuck the man, kill the beard, marry the sweater. Is there really any other choice?

I love seeing celeb kids in totally normal clothes. I'm pretty sure those sandals are from Target.

@gimme_that_headband: Who will you marry next?

@Ri_L is Team Squidward: True fact.

@queen sara saturday: When asked for my interests in a school survey, my then-boyfriend suggested that I put "silently judging others."