@PaintedTrollop: My brother's girlfriend wears jeans that cannot be anything approximating her size. They are so tight that I can't imagine that sitting down is comfortable for her. But my brother thinks that a dress shirt tucked in to basketball shorts is a reasonable choice so I guess I can't be surprised. I'll…

See, I constantly think that people are dressed wrong: too short, too long, too tight, too loose, mismatched, tacky, bad color, poorly fit, not professional enough, too dressy, not right for your age, not appropriate for the weather/season, out-of-style, just plain ugly. The thing is, I keep it to myself. I'm a…

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@homophilic: WTF?!? Cows don't even eat chips. Losers.

So mister dude called tonight after bailing on our sort-of date and we talked for more than an hour. I haven't talked to a boy for an hour in ages. And he wants to try to hang out this week.

@thisisthebeat: Ah, interesting. So maybe he's feeling a little hurt because whenever baby is on your lap that means (to dad) that he's choosing you over him. That's a tough one - and really not within your control. Dad's got to come to terms with that himself.

@Tippi Hedren: @hellosunshine: The most frustrating part is that I'm totally easy. It's a sure thing! But I can't say that.

@thisisthebeat: Honest answer? I think that's "the wrong way" to take it. He wants to protect his son from falling in love with you and maybe possibly one day losing you. It's not that he's not confident in your relationship or that he doesn't want his son to like you but he's just guarding his son against…

@lalie (apologetic mess): I think it's nonsense and an effort to preserve the racial/class hierarchy in white collar jobs.

Mister maybedate is "still here :(" at a party that he was going to try to "sneak out of" an hour ago. It's now after 8pm here. Do I cut it off now?

@hellosunshine: If he broke up with you - not so wonderful. No more information needed.

@Admiral Ackbar: It's a trap.: You don't have to explain yourself to me or anyone else.

@hellosunshine: I know, Lord do I know. But being single with maybe meeting mister amazing tomorrow is so much better than knowing you're waking up to mister notsogreat again and again.

@Admiral Ackbar: It's a trap.: I don't mean to be crass with my irreverence but there is always adoption - especially if your baby is white and healthy.

@Admiral Ackbar: It's a trap.: Then perhaps the two of you could take a "vacation" out of town, if you need to. I mean, I know it's expensive but you sound like you've really thought this through and you know what's right for your family.

@hellosunshine: Remember that there are worse things than being alone.

@eruantaliel: Are you not a native English speaker? I know that my Spanish improves when I'm drunk because I am not so inhibited to make mistakes.

@Admiral Ackbar: It's a trap.: I think they say after the first missed period. Would your husband support your choice or would you be on your own if you decided to have an abortion?

@AcadianDriftwood: Fuck is right.

@Arachnophile: I didn't think about it that way - good thing I played along with the flirtsies.