@Justine: Instead of going halfsies, you could take turns paying. I do this with my girlfriends.

Dudemister was supposed to come over but I think he's gonna bail. Texted that he's still at a party and "trying to sneak away." Bogus, man. Just leave. Anyway now he's all text-flirty with me. Make up your mind, fool!

@MondayMondayMonday: Wally Lamb - I Know This Much is True is my favorite.

@sarahbear: So I just got a text: "I'm still at this pool thing for my friends bday. Trying to find a way to sneak out. Will keep you posted." Bogus, dude. Just leave. Laying the groundwork for bailing tonight I think.

@chadsrob: I think that sounds hot.

@cisum88note: Yeah, time to move out. I'm the same way so that's why I live alone.

@CynicalPink: Also, liquor burns like nobody's business.

@thebootyfaerie: Ikea? Cost Plus/World Market?

Crushboy is coming over tonight to hang out. Last time we hung out, he kissed me but that was almost a month ago. And he hasn't exactly been working too hard at making plans this time around. Hmmm...

Internet. FOREVER!

@LifeReject: I mean, I guess she does look "round" but, so? She is round, as are most people in varying degrees. What's it to people stylewatch?

Dear Neighbors,

@voteforme: I totally agree but she's also not very nice/friendly/funny/helpful/etc. I don't think my brother likes her very much either but they have a young child and don't yet know how to share parenting without being a couple.

@Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce: It took me 15 minutes to explain to her that anyone over 18 is considered an adult for purposes of visiting a county facility even if they are with their parent. She couldn't understand why they wouldn't be counted as children. She's also let her son go for 4 days without a shower…

So I've just realized that my brother's girlfriend is not so smart. I'm not trying to be snarky, she really just lacks some basic critical thinking skills. This wouldn't be a big deal except that she lives with us and I've been forever frustrated with her bad attitude and now I realize that she's not trying to be…

@Kathleenikins: Can I tell a mean story about the girl who plays Jody?

@banzailibrarian: From experience I'll tell you that it helped me to have people focus on what my body can do rather than what it looks like so maybe take some yoga classes together or go for a hike?

New iphone is on its way over from china. Now it's in Alaska. I swear I'm not spending the entire weekend fedex tracking it.

@missinaction: Oh, I love this much love.

@andromache fugit tempore: Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those days right about now. I'm running at maybe 18%.