@LLisCool: Why is this even a question?

@Alohamaid: It's ok if not everyone thinks you're attractive. That's not your failing. Someone else thinks you're stunning and that's who you want anyway.

@Kitten is an 80s rocker: It's not so terrible, it's just incredibly boring.

Rain, rain! Just for a moment but it smells so good!

@lorax42: August, September, and October.

@lorax42: California. I know - just a few more weeks left of this (hopefully).

@huls: Keep it covered at all times.

Closing my windows to block out the sounds of fun neighborhood party down the street while I spend another Saturday night studying for the bar exam.

@alamode: Ok, I'm pretty strict about that too but touching his arm is allowed. It's just a green light for him to initiate.

@wedropscience: My mom was informed, unequivocally, that she is not allowed to join facebook.

"Serving Size 6 cookies." Not a chance, Trader Joe's. Not a chance.

@marathonjunkie: Since she's clearly not focused on the merits of her actual case, I'm anticipating some dramatic 4th Amendment arguments (that's his specialty, you know).

@CubeRootOfPi: He might be able to take the case but that doesn't mean he has any experience with California criminal law or the state courts. I mean, I realize there's a real dearth of celebrity defense lawyers in this town so who can blame her, right?

It's also not clear that he's licensed to practice in California. Which is double troubling when just about everything he'd be dealing with here is state law.

@MelissaMahoney: I think it depends on the fabric and tailoring. Jersey, maybe not. But a crisp cotton? Sure.

Say what you will but that Angie always thinks up flattering and creative spots for tattoos - she even makes the inner thigh tattoo work.

What a life in which losing baby weigh is, by far the hardest thing you've ever done. I can't even imagine it.

@mbot: I want to do it too - I can't handle the real commitment of owning a pet but I could hang with some kittens for a bit.

@ablative: Ow ow!!

@LutherNipperkin: I figure that if the kid doesn't want to get scammed, he should learn how to tell time. And if he wants a soda, then he'll have to get a job and buy his own. Lies and double standards - those are my parenting tricks.