A man, a plan, a fuck up.

That’s some good Mike on Mike and Mike violence right there.

Somewhere Alex Jones is nodding vigorously as he removes his shirt. However, that’s not related to this story.

Like LeBron, the Challenger used to have O rings.

Everything you have just written aside from the implication that Judge and LeBron have great bodies, is so wildly incorrect that I don’t even know where to begin. Judge is showing phenomenal plate discipline and has been getting utterly hosed by calls below his knees.

We live in strange times. Now, the Middle East is pulling out of US

Probably just should have used the japanese translation and referred to him as Shiba Inu.

It’s plain to see that Hood is sensitive. And beneath his exterior, I bet the sensitivity is so high that’s sometimes he can’t even think straight. As to what’s eating him? Don’t know for sure, but certainly not DJ Khaled.

Fair and balanced? Looks one of those activist judges to me.

An article about a predator using his knob and not one Cosby reference.

“You hit the ball with a bat.” - Baseball Chid

He has a small penis.

dropped him like a ton of bricks eh

It sucks when teams with asshole fans have such likable players. Really puts you in a tough spot.

I’m not sure what doctor’s Oath has to do with an of this?

Haha, do you know what Hippocratic means? That’s a funny typo.

An actual editor would have caught that.

So, I'm telling her that if she doesn't return the mink, I'm gonna lose my shit, right? You know what she says to me?? "You think I can't just get another one of these from Mookie or Doc?"