more like bad libs, amirite

Unfortunately, Porzingis’s cornrows were lost one summer due to a terrible famine.

Apparently he’s Barry Bonds all of a sudden?

Bob McNair looks like if someone dropped Patrick Stewart in the toilet, then stuck him in a bag of rice to try to dry him out again.

If you treat women, or anyone, poorly, then you are a douche. That’s the definition of a douche.

If your standard for assessing whether or not someone is a douchebag is whether or not they raped someone, then what does that say about your standards?

The bad news is this kid can no longer expect to get a basketball scholarship from Duke. The good news is he just got an offer to play lacrosse there.

Frank Caliendo Breaks Down The Star Wars Trailer, Fails To Do The Same With His Blood Sugar

Look at the mix of fear and desperation in its eyes. That’s how you know it’s a real Eagles fan.

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Embiid also was frequently seen feasting on chicken fingers

Ha!

You know you’re clumsy as fuck when you can’t even move and yet you still somehow stepped in a gigantic pile of shit.

Pictured: Coyote Ugly

Mad.

You seem mad though.

You mean like video games? Because I like those a lot and I’m not nearly as upset as you seem to be.

But we’re talking about internet commenters, so whether or not they were picked on before then doesn’t have any bearing on what they’re talking about now. If we’re talking about internet vitriol, then what does Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds have to do with it? This is a very particular type of teasing we’re dealing…

Sports fans are condescended to as well, by a wide variety of people. Ever hear people refer to “sportsball”?

The “DB” in the headline seems redundant, unless you’re talking about what position he plays.