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The following is a letter, typed up in the format in which it was received, that we obtained as a result of a series of letters we sent to inmates contained in the less important locations of the North Carolina penal system (lol). The responses are voluntary in nature, and will hopefully shed light on the unique…

Class Warfare isn’t a theory, everyone. It’s in practice as we speak. Or praxis, I guess. To be honest, I’m not really sure what the term “praxis” means.

If you’re a fan of American soccer, brace yourself- Joe Cole is coming stateside. Formerly of such prestigious clubs as mid-table giants Chelsea and 1966 World Cup champions West Ham United, the former England international announced today that he will soon take his mesmerizing dribbling skills and occasional ability…

Have any of you seen a baby laying around? I’m missing mine. His name is Paulinho (DON’T ASK). He’s seven months old, and if I don’t find him soon his mother is going to beat the piss out of me.

And now it's time for another installment of Sidespin's Bear Report, a feature which provides an enlightening peek into the lives of Deadspin's unofficial mascot species. The Bear Report documents the habits and movements of a particular sleuth of Kodiak bears who make their home in a remote area of central Alaska.…

Alphabet advice

Chapter 1: Introduction

1. Jerry Springer

Today's the day I finally do it, the man thought once again as he took his earbuds out and wound the cord tightly around his iPod, just outside of the same coffee shop that he had gone to daily for the last three months. While he had frequented the store on a semi-regular basis before, the daily visit was a recent…

Let's be honest with ourselves, everyone: the Deadspin comment section is not quite what it used to be. Well-respected and talented regulars are dropping off one by one, and are being replaced by the cream of the dregs of the internet, with their bigotry, hackiness, moral grandstanding, and Futurama pictures. This is…

It’s been a rough few days for Queens Park Rangers manager Harry Redknapp.