Pretty sure it would look something like this:

It’s Reagan all over again....I believe powerful people used his dementia to get what they wanted. That’s why they love Trump, he will sign anything they put in front of him...

I feel like at some point in the near future, Trump is going to give some utterly incoherent speech that makes his dementia crystal clear - something like going on for several minutes about how he’s still married to Marla Maples or talking at length about how he’s in Dallas when the event is in Atlanta or somewhere…

I would like the Miller/Kushner fight to be on pay-per-view, with all proceeds being distributed to Puerto Rico.  I would absolutely pay $29.95 for that. 

I’m just surprised that people keep selecting older candidates and are then surprised that they may then suffer from increasingly common diseases and ailments like dementia.

Gotta say, as one of those guys who, two years ago, was saying in the primaries “. . . But I love Elizabeth Warren,” and today is saying “What exactly is confusing? I said I loved Elizabeth Warren”, I am not a little chagrined about the company I was keeping. I get that the rollout for the campaign hit a rather big…

I lost my grandfather to dementia, and I’ll probably have it myself when I’m old, and I still think Donald deserves it.

“Donald Trump maaaaaybe is in the early stages of dementia, which, it should be said, is a truly awful disease.”

Stephen Miller, noted ghoul, and Jared Kushner, a creepy doll, are about to FIGHT.

I think moms are part of the problem, but lawmakers and employers are much, much bigger offenders in this mess.

Seems to be a word missing in the headline. 

They can live off the State, ignore tax, demand special favours, but take someone’s inactive social media name and that’s going too far!

I think you’re right that there’s a troubling lack of interrogation of the prevailing culture here, but I’m worried you seem to be falling back on moms to fix it. If my husband doesn’t do his share of the work, is that my fault for not holding him accountable? I agree that winemakers, husbands, and just about everyone…

I hate the “ha, ha, aren’t we cute!” culture of excessive brunch-drinking, happy hour drinking, weekend drinking, making dinner drinking, etc. We all know young people and alcoholics binge drink out late at parties or bars. But there seems to be a cultural attitude that drinking all the time as otherwise healthy or…

If you have to rely on alcohol to get you through your day, that is neither cute nor rebellious. That’s a sign of a serious problem — mom or not. If I were a teacher or a CPA or a bus driver, I can assure you no one would think I was cute if I talked about how much I needed an “ adult juice box” throughout the day.…

This stuff has definitely been called out several times within the last few years, yet it somehow persists. I don’t get it because #mommyneedsadrink isn’t anything new current culture is just normalizing it.

It’s on the god damn label! How hard is it to read a label?!

A lot of my friends who are moms are really into this. I’m also a newish mom (15 month old) and I find the lack of reflection on gender roles troubling. My marriage is certainly not without gender roles and my husband and I get in arguments about work distribution all the time. But when it comes to childcare, my…

I’m a mom (of a 3 month old and 3 year old), and while I identify with what they are talking about, I just find this whole “mom culture” thing to be really obnoxious- especially the constant wine-swilling mom trope. While I know it is exaggerated for the sake of “humor,” and I am certainly not against the occasional…