Medical professional here. I don’t really know anything about what it does for your skin, but I recently read about this new diet trend where activated charcoal is being added to meals and protein shakes and things, and then promptly absorbing medication that is taken at the same time. (Activated charcoal absorbs…

Science be damned, my skin is glowing thanks to vitamin c. And good genetics. And probably all the cannibalism.

Honestly there are few hyped ingredients in beauty that have any scientific backing to them. Vitamin C and Retinol are the only ones that come to mind that do have some peer reviewed literature to point to. But even with those two, a lot mainstream cosmetics products that feature them either don’t use the exact form…

Every time I see that picture of him, I want to hit him with a broom.

Fake pregnancy is a really shitty April Fool’s joke; that facial hair, on the other hand, is a GREAT ONE.

That NYT article deserves an article of its own for some of its insanity and the how easy the writer is on these BS responses. Sounded like a profile written by ENews.

Also, if your feminism isn’t inclusive then it’s not feminism and you’re not a feminist. 

I don’t know how to explain to people that I’m not an issue: I’m a person. The Atlantic goes out of their way to play this edgelord both-sides game, and I’m more than done with it. I have to fight court battles over bathrooms; do you think I really want to read what some uninformed, empathy-bankrupt hack thinks of my…

Poopageddon? Faecaclysm?

Look, I said I was a dumb idiot!

I don't get what she's trying to say with that Rosa Parks reference

Okay, but imagine being a descendant of Mussolini in the 21st century and never having an “are we the baddies” moment

I sometimes wonder if Joseph Heller is somehow behind all this. 

We live in the most extra of timelines.

Bring back Meloni! Bring back Meloni! BRING BACK MELONI!!

I have this framed image in my kitchen. There’s nobody like him and never will be! (ETA name of the artist - Brandon Bird)

Pro-Stabler, because his character traits also include “fuckable”.

Is it reasonable that I still haven’t gotten over Jerry Orbach’s death?

Ohhhh is that who it is? I absolutely loved Raul Esparza as the ADA. Right up there with Stephanie March. 

Is that the dry toast who they got to replace Raul Esparza? Yeah, I won’t really miss him. Esparza had it all! Best ADA of this decade!