MillicentIRL1984
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MillicentIRL1984

My husband has long hair, and has had it for decades- so lots of practice, but even he struggles. Our daughter has super curly hair. But like, he practices. And sometimes it’s not perfect, and that’s ok. I see some women (sometimes!) undermining their SO but immediately undoing whatever they’ve done and redoing it,

Good for Prince William for working on it! (Side note: I followed the link and would argue this characterization is unfair, sounds like he’s trying to get better, not just playing incompetent dad.)

“just like the cool, nice guy you always imagined Momoa to be.”

All hail His Noodly Appendage.

I may not like her one iota, but damn, she should not have to deal with this sexist bunch of bullshit.

And, you know, we were all a turning point in our lives, turning 30 and always feeling on the the brink of something big.

The problem seems to be that ALL cities that used to be interesting and fun are becoming cliched and so gentrified its hard to find anything interesting anymore that aren’t “cool” mommies wheeling bugaboos and holding cappuccinos. I’ve lived in NYC my whole life and there are still parts of it I love but so many parts

This looks cute and fun and also like a complete waste of Lakeith Stanfield.

This original idea just came to me about this movie. I feel like New York is one of the characters.

They cut her off before she could finish.

i am extremely tired of all hollywood acting like new york is the be all and end all of cities that are cool and interesting to live in, HOWEVER this looks fun and i love lizzo and female friendships and jane the virgin and nonsense and this seems full of all of those things so sure, let’s have a green juice mimosa

Lady Macbeth was my first thought.

Kid's probably better off.

Melanie choose spaghetti monster

I love the right-wing media’s feeble attempts to make these creeps seems as if they are even remotely human. 

I don’t fault her for not cooking, but getting tripped up on a question about a favorite family meal seems really sad. Surely She knows what Barron likes to eat.

She’s not growing on me a bit, but this is still a totally bullshit question. She said she doesn’t cook, why not just drop it? Let’s stop asking women this irrelevant stuff just to make them seem more “relatable.

Ha! Yes, a casserole. I can absolutely picture Melania mixing up a can of cream of mushroom soup with some green beans and throwing some Durkee fried onions on it. Definitely.

Ahahahaha these mouthbreathers think she cooks for her family rather than pays for someone else to do it. Okay.

She’s never set foot in the kitchen of the White House family quarters. “Making a snack for Barron” has always meant picking up the phone and telling someone to do it.